My husband is COMPLETELY against having an intact dog in the house.
"Why?" I ask him
"Because he'll hump everything."
"No he won't." I say.
"Well, he'll mark in the house."
"No, he won't." I say.
He continues to whine about it, so I get sick of it and ask him, straight out, what his REAL problem is.
"He's going to rub it all over me all the time."
"Rub what?" I say (faking ignorance)
"His......stuff."
"OOOOOHHHH, you mean his man parts? No he won't." I say.
"Yes he will!"
I'm quiet for a few moments, then tell my husband:
"You know that Dobermans are HUGE......right?"
He gives me a disgusted look and leaves the room as I die laughing.:rofl1:
Oh husbands.....they're good for something!
"Why?" I ask him
"Because he'll hump everything."
"No he won't." I say.
"Well, he'll mark in the house."
"No, he won't." I say.
He continues to whine about it, so I get sick of it and ask him, straight out, what his REAL problem is.
"He's going to rub it all over me all the time."
"Rub what?" I say (faking ignorance)
"His......stuff."
"OOOOOHHHH, you mean his man parts? No he won't." I say.
"Yes he will!"
I'm quiet for a few moments, then tell my husband:
"You know that Dobermans are HUGE......right?"
He gives me a disgusted look and leaves the room as I die laughing.:rofl1:
Oh husbands.....they're good for something!