My husband is COMPLETELY against having an intact dog in the house. "Why?" I ask him "Because he'll hump everything." "No he won't." I say. "Well, he'll mark in the house." "No, he won't." I say. He continues to whine about it, so I get sick of it and ask him, straight out, what his REAL problem is. "He's going to rub it all over me all the time." "Rub what?" I say (faking ignorance) "His......stuff." "OOOOOHHHH, you mean his man parts? No he won't." I say. "Yes he will!" I'm quiet for a few moments, then tell my husband: "You know that Dobermans are HUGE......right?" He gives me a disgusted look and leaves the room as I die laughing.:rofl1: Oh husbands.....they're good for something!