Tosca's Turn: Shameless Floozie Collie Looking For Love

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  1. ToscasMom

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    Lovely, self-absorbed, well-groomed Collie, highly intelligent but can fake being dumb. High maintenance. Enjoys running, jumping over fences, herding kids and extravagant dinners. Has faint cat scent. Looking for meaningful overnight relationship.
     
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    Is this Tosca or Tosca's mom who's looking?
     
  3. ToscasMom

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    Lol!!!!
     
  4. ToscasMom

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    Bump.
    Ok ok. She'll scrap the extravagant dinner and settle for takeout. yeesh.
     
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    If she likes the Outback BD is game. If Tosca swings that way Verde would be Bennie Hannas.
     
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    You still didn't answer Renee's question!
     
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    Maybe Tosca needs to get Chloe to share some of her secrets, lol!

    And you might, might want to suggest to Miss Tosca that she not make it so well known that this is the ONLY place she shops . . . http://www.highmaintenancebitch.com/
     
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    Sawyer would just like to make it known that he chased a cat across the courtyard and up a balcony today. Just saying.
     
  9. ToscasMom

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    Tosca says yes. And yes. But not on the same day. Tosca is a lady and doesn't like to be too full and burp.

    Renee who says this is the only place she shops? She has this posted on four dog sites. She likes her dance card full. Tosca says boy dogs are like buses. Just as soon as you miss one, another one comes by!

    Herschel: Harumph!
     
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    Tosca says Sawyer just hasn't met up with a good case of the Five Razors yet.
     
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    Tell Sawyer he should be glad that cat wasnt Erp, she wouldnt have ran. Somehow that is bad grammer I just dont know why.
     
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    Hell, I think I need to get Chloe to share some of her secrets with me ROFL
     
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    LOL Jess!
     
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    I'd say part of Chloe's animal magnetism has to do with her tongue . . .
     
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    I'm staying out of that one......
     
  16. ToscasMom

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    To White Ghost: Because past participle is Run not Ran.
     
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    Hell, if she can follow instructions, I'd date her myself.
     
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    Leave poor little Chloe out of this.....ROFLMOA
     
  19. ToscasMom

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    Ok Tosca still has tuesday and friday open.
     
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