Tosca's Turn: Shameless Floozie Collie Looking For Love

[ToscasMom]

Well he certainly has put a lot of thought into it! Tosca is impressed! See self-absorbed smirk below:

 

[ToscasMom]

Oh my Dogggggggggg! She just saw TYR!!!!!!!!!!!

I have to go wipe the spit off her face even as we speak!

 

[Charliesmommy]

Well he certainly has put a lot of thought into it!

Yes, well, it is good for him that mommy is bored at work today.

 

[ToscasMom]

 

[ToscasMom]

Tosca waits patiently for Riot...

 

[Aussie Red]

See she is not a floozie if she is after Riot. She is trying to be a one man woman.

 

[SummerRiot]

Riot wants to know why Tosca hasn't asked HIM out yet...

 

[ToscasMom]

She's quivering in the corner even as we speak.

 

[ACooper]

WOW Charlie..........Orson would like to know if you would consider being his Cyrano de Bergerac??

 

[ToscasMom]

See she is not a floozie if she is after Riot. She is trying to be a one man woman.

Riot represents what Tosca wants and can't have. Every woman needs a little pathos in her life!

 

[noludoru]

Why can't she have Riot again? Unless he thinks he's prettier than her..

 

[ToscasMom]

Because Riot is prettier than she is and has all those girls swooning over him. Hush up now nolu. She will bite her foot. I keep trying to tell her it's not smart to fall for a man who is prettier than she is!

 

[ACooper]

WOW Charlie..........Orson would like to know if you would consider being his Cyrano de Bergerac??

OMG..........Charlie, after reading this I thought that you might take it as Orson being "the handsome man" and Charlie being "not so handsome man" that needs to hide in the bushes :lol-sign:

NOT meant that way at all! ROFL..........I just think Orson could use some help in the romantic words/action department!

 

[noludoru]

Theeeere we go. She can fall for this.. um.. guy?

Seriously, I thought she had whole cults full of studs sniffing after her. The Tosca cult or something.
Oh well. Have a cookie, Tosca. *cookie*

 

[ToscasMom]

Tosca draws the line at that fugly boy. She does have SOME pride you know!

Really all Orson needs to do is not wear pink when he's chasing a girl, and he needs to say things like Ooooooooooo Rahhhhh! And Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! Bringing a duckie as a gift wouldn't hurt either. Preferably one that still has its legs and stuffing.

 

[ACooper]

He could handle the OOOOOOOOOOOOOhhh Rah, and Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, but the duckie with legs and stuffing would definitely be an issue

 

[Charliesmommy]

WOW Charlie..........Orson would like to know if you would consider being his Cyrano de Bergerac??

He says yes, as long as the object of Orson's affection is not Tosca. He wants her all to himself

***growls at Riot***

 

[Charliesmommy]

OMG..........Charlie, after reading this I thought that you might take it as Orson being "the handsome man" and Charlie being "not so handsome man" that needs to hide in the bushes :lol-sign:

NOT meant that way at all! ROFL..........I just think Orson could use some help in the romantic words/action department!

Well, they both have pretty long noses....

 

[ToscasMom]

You don't know about long nose. I live with a canine anteater.

Cyrano would look stunted next to her.

 

[Charliesmommy]

You don't know about long nose. I live with a canine anteater.

Cyrano would look stunted next to her.

My neighbor is fostering a Russian Wolfhound. I've never seen such a nose!!!