Tosca's Turn: Shameless Floozie Collie Looking For Love

[noludoru]

Wait, TM, she'll pass on the roadkill???? That's all part of the fun in dating a country dog.... :yikes: Oh well. I'll send him with a bag lunch, lol.

 

[ToscasMom]

Tosca says yes to Madison. She loves confident little guys!

 

[SharkyX]

Tyr is wondering is Tosca has any interest in a large white, highly energetic companion for an evening.

 

[Renee750il]

LOL Renee! He'd love lessons, too, I bet. Especially with two very beautiful ladies!

Tha actual story behind that picture is that he got into the cow-pen, and as soon as the cowwies saw him they were like "OOH! DOG!" and started walking over to him. He turned tail and ran, so they ran, too. I laughed so hard I thought I'd hurt myself when he scrambled out of there in a second. When three cows are after you, I'd imagine the fence seems a whole lot easier to get through.

Don't give him too hard a time over that, lol! Those damnwhiteface cows are the WORST to deal with. Even Charley is looking to get rid of the ones he has. They're destructive and stubborn and and push the other cows out of the feed and they are the ones who are really bad about stashing their new calves and forgetting where they left them. The coyotes have gotten at least three new calves (that we know of) that way already this summer.

One of them ran right over Shiva rather than turn. I've never seen a dog so mad she squealed with rage before, but she was furious. Now, anytime Shiva gets the chance, she takes a shot at biting that one particular cow. If I've got to deal with cows, I'd MUCH prefer dealing with the Black Angus, and they're far superior mothers too. They DON'T leave their calves.

 

[Charliesmommy]

My Dearest Perfect Tosca:

How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways

I love thee with the breath of fresh kibble
and to the heights I can jump a fence
I love thee to the level of the highest frisbee
and to the depths of the biggest hole I’ve dug
I love the with a passion beyond any bark
I love thee freely, as I run
Begging whimpers of all my life - and if your mom chooses
I shall but love thee better when we meet
-Charlie

 

[Renee750il]

My Dearest Perfect Tosca:

How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways

I love thee with the breath of fresh kibble
and to the heights I can jump a fence
I love thee to the level of the highest frisbee
and to the depths of the biggest hole I’ve dug
I love the with a passion beyond any bark
I love thee freely, as I run
Begging whimpers of all my life - and if your mom chooses
I shall but love thee better when we meet
-Charlie

Awwww . . . and who says those Teutonic types aren't romantic? GO CHARLIE!

 

[Charliesmommy]

Yes, Charlie has to be very romantic to make up for the fact that he eats his own poop - a real turn off to most ladies.

 

[ToscasMom]

Tosca says Oooooooooooooooooooooo Charlie!!!! This could be it!!!! She's practically spawning here!

But tell Charlie not to worry about the poop thing. Tosca has an interest in the cat box.

 

[Charliesmommy]

Tosca says Oooooooooooooooooooooo Charlie!!!! This could be it!!!! She's practically spawning here!

But tell Charlie not to worry about the poop thing. Tosca has an interest in the cat box.

Maybe they could share a candlelight dinner at the cat box. :lol-sign:

 

[ToscasMom]

Mojo says since it's his litter, can he come along?

 

[Charliesmommy]

Charlie says, out of love for Tosca, he will do his best not to eat Mojo.

 

[drmom777]

Uncle Fred likes the long haired ladies, and inquires whether Tosca would be interested in a southern gentleman with a deep voice and extremely large ears. He proposes a date in the woods on a pleasant evening chasing racoons or whatever else turns up.

 

[Aussie Red]

See Jess how lucky Chloe is ?? She gets rib eyes not cat poop.

 

[ToscasMom]

Tosca would love to go into the woods with Uncle Fred. In fact, she does hope there is a squirrel or two and she longs to shake the bejesus out of one. She is a Yankee though, so Uncle should be forwarned that she is very strong willed and cosmopolitan. However, she HAS had grits, does that count?

 

[ToscasMom]

Mojo says to tell Charlie he eagerly waits the opportunity to watch him freeze when he planks the Five Razors on either side of his eyes. Not that Mojo will leave a mark. It's just that he CAN.

 

[Charliesmommy]

O Tosca, Tosca! wherefore art thou Tosca?
Deny these other posters and refuse thy squirrels!
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my dog,
And I'll no longer be a German Shepherd."

 

[ToscasMom]

Tosca: *quiver*

 

[Charliesmommy]

From Charlie, To Tosca:

 

[ToscasMom]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh Myyyyyyyyyy Dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A...a....a.....Duckie!

That is playing dirty!!! She's biting her foot now!!!

 

[Charliesmommy]

Charlie is just trying to weed out the competition.