Question of the Day: are they any breed specific forums that contain sane people?
I have been perusing breed forums. Everything hurts.
Border Collie Forum: "it is not a REAL border collie unless it came from a REAL sheep ranch with 100,000 sheep (those AKC breeders with their 500 sheep are just POSERS,) NEVER leaves the ranch to do "sports", or as we call it, THE DEVIL'S WORK, and above all NEVER registers with AKC aka AMERICAN breed KILLER CLUB, because when you register with those people they inject your dog's brain with a chemical that turns it into a black and white (or god forbid MERLE) GOLDEN RETRIEVER!!! And never EVER health test or socialize because those are just GIMMICKS meant to LURE IN THE MASSES *explosions and gunfire heard in distance*
Pit Bull Forum:
Poster-guess what everyone! Red Dog killed 8 dogs while on a walk today!
Forum-hahaha OH APBTS are such silly dogs!
Poster-but that's okay because my toddler likes to stab him with a steak knife and he just licks her!
Forum-aww how cute! the public will never fear him now!
Poster-aw man, i guess he was a dud. during his daily stabbing today he lifted his lip at junior.
Forum-THAT THING IS NOT RIGHT IN THE HEAD KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE
Poster-i threw it off the balcony and laughed as it screamed
Forum-*laughs*
Poster-so i went and got a new pup. he was the only one left in the litter because he killed his littermates. he loves people he's so stable!
Forum-*rejoices*
ANY Toy Breed Forum: *only allowed to respond to picture threads with declarations of how cute the dog is, the only question you are allowed to ask is how many ounces does she weight, and the only debate you are allowed to have is which color dress looks best with her coat color*