How many times a day do you poop?

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I've read that if your digestive system is working properly and you're eating a proper diet, then you should be going two to three times a day, generally about an hour after you finish your meal. If you're going less than that, you're either eating too much junky food or not enough fiber or both.
 

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well I already know there is something wrong with me but I only go 4 times a week. I don't eat much junk though But I don't eat much good stuff either. Cereal (cheerios), bagel or fruit for breakfast a sandwich for lunch and some meat and veggies for dinner, Sometime between lunch and dinner I eat a snack, usually one of them 100 calorie pack things or a fruit cup. I don't know why I don't poo much, I suppose not enough fiber.
 

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I've heard that if your poop floats you have enough fiber in your system, if it sinks your not getting enough fiber. Also if you eat or drink food with purple dyes in them your poop is green...lol
 

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I've heard that if your poop floats you have enough fiber in your system, if it sinks your not getting enough fiber. Also if you eat or drink food with purple dyes in them your poop is green...lol
I have heard the float/sink thing.........but not so much the purple dye/green poop thing! :lol-sign:

Oh goodness but this thread makes me laugh! THANKS PAIGE!!
 

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well if i'm lucky once a day, I have a problem with my insides and sometimes i'll poop once every OTHER day, no matter how much fiber I get in my system.
Not healthy at all. hahaha very interesting BTW.
 

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when i eat too many greens/take my green vits (like spirulina/chlorella), my poop is VERY green! LOL

and i dont get why some are so grossed out...its just poopy! we all do it :p
 

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Wow. For those of you don't poop everday how do you do it? I enjoy the feeling of ridding myself of poop.
 

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Wow. For those of you don't poop everday how do you do it? I enjoy the feeling of ridding myself of poop.
:lol-sign::lol-sign:

I am SURE everyone likes to be rid of poop........but I highly doubt that the ones who don't go everyday HOLD it in or anything! hahahahaha

I hate the bloated 'needing to go but can't' feeling! Ack!
 

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That's what I mean... it just... amazes me some people cannot poop. I have always been able to. I hope it never changes.
 

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Ever notice how some people's poop smells so foul it can literally gag you? No poop smells good... but I swear an animal crawls up TJ's butt and dies when he poops...ewwwww. I think guys in general have poops that stink far worse.

Paige.. I'm with you, I like to rid myself of poop every chance I get. I can't imagine not being able to poop on a regular basis. I especially like to make sure I poop before I get on the scale...lol. TJ sometimes weighs himself after a poop so he can brag about how much it weighed...lol

I can't believe we have 6 pages talking about smelly, yucky.... POOP!! lolol
 

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The lingering stink is pretty gross. I find it kind of funny though. Poop makes me laugh. It's not like I sit there and laugh at my own crap or anything but if I walk into the bathroom after someone used it and it smells well... I laugh. Or if I left the bathroom with a foul odor and I know someone else is about to use it I can't stop laughing. The people I live with know not to use the bathroom if I'm laughing. It's enough to gag a maggot.

Luckily that only happens when I am feeling ill. My poop isn't all that stinky compared to most.
 
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Wow. For those of you don't poop everday how do you do it? I enjoy the feeling of ridding myself of poop.
Lol.. Hmm.. I don't know. I simply just don't have to go every day..

I probably don't eat enough or healthy enough to have to go every day. My supper consists of Oriental Ramen noodles every single day. Sometimes some vegetables. And I hardly ever drink anything. Just the little bit of milk I get when I eat school lunches. Other than that, I don't drink anything at all. So ya..that's probably teh cause of my horrible digestive system/metabolism.
 

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I have to go poop

:lol-sign:


ROFL this thread is the funnies thing ever...hahahaha
 

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The lingering stink is pretty gross. I find it kind of funny though. Poop makes me laugh. It's not like I sit there and laugh at my own crap or anything but if I walk into the bathroom after someone used it and it smells well... I laugh. Or if I left the bathroom with a foul odor and I know someone else is about to use it I can't stop laughing. The people I live with know not to use the bathroom if I'm laughing. It's enough to gag a maggot.

Luckily that only happens when I am feeling ill. My poop isn't all that stinky compared to most.
I hate it when I'm in a public restroom and someone is already in a stall pooping... but I really have to pee and can't hold it so I go into the next stall despite the foul odor permeatimg my nostrils. Then it never fails.. the person pooping lets out a poop fart :yikes: I can't help but laugh when that happens. And then I feel like I have to "hide out" in my stall until that person leaves or they'll know I was the one laughing at them from the next stall. And 9 out of 10 times they leave WITHOUT washing their hands!
 
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I hate it when I'm in a public restroom and someone is already in a stall pooping... but I really have to pee and can't hold it so I go into the next stall despite the foul odor permeatimg my nostrils. Then it never fails.. the person pooping lets out a poop fart :yikes: I can't help but laugh when that happens. And then I feel like I have to "hide out" in my stall until that person leaves or they'll know I was the one laughing at them from the next stall. And 9 out of 10 times they leave WITHOUT washing their hands!

eww ppl who dont wash their hands is the worst!

I dont care what you were doing in that stall you better wash your hands.

now carry on :popcorn: i am enjoying myself
 

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