hhaha LOVE this thread.
Reminds me about the time where i was waiting for an appointment...one of the women who worked there walks in and goes "OMG, you wont believe what I just saw" (please keep in mind both these women are like 35-45 yrs old, and both dressed in suits)...
she then proceeds to tell me and the other woman about how there was a giant poop in the toilet, and since she hates when ppl dont flush, and it was starting to smelll...she decided to flush it. 3-4times she flushed, and the dang pooper was SO big, it wouldnt go down!! She was like freaking out cause it was a woman's restroom, and she wanted to know who the owner was, and how such a large piece of poop came out of them!! OMG< i was DYING of laughter...sooo great/