How many times a day do you poop?

[RD]

Paige, ROFL. I laugh at poop too. This thread has me in tears.

I remember once at an amusement park, someone's poop made the entire bathroom unbearably foul, and it wasn't possible for those of us already in stalls to escape. The person who did it was mortified and kept saying "sorry, sorry". My friends and I were DYING. I didn't mean to be rude, but I couldn't help but laugh!

Oh and to answer the original question. Um. Usually once a day. I did go more frequently when I ate a completely vegan diet though.

 

[Paige]

I hate it when I'm in a public restroom and someone is already in a stall pooping... but I really have to pee and can't hold it so I go into the next stall despite the foul odor permeatimg my nostrils. Then it never fails.. the person pooping lets out a poop fart :yikes: I can't help but laugh when that happens. And then I feel like I have to "hide out" in my stall until that person leaves or they'll know I was the one laughing at them from the next stall. And 9 out of 10 times they leave WITHOUT washing their hands!

/rebels and will no longer wash hands just to freak people out

I did this today. I was sitting there giggling in the stall. **** woman wouldn't leave though. I usually don't use public restrooms or just use the guys but today I had to pee and used the woman's. Big mistake. No more female restrooms for me. The line is way too long.

 

[nancy2394]

Oh, in all this talk about poop... I never answered the original question..lol. It varies for me.. but usually 2-3 times a day in small amounts. I never sit there and drop a huge log or one that wraps around the bowl like a snake... and never so big around that they barely fit down the toilet when you flush it. TJ feels the need to tell me when he does one that coils around the bowl like a snake.. it's like he's proud of it or something. He's even asked me to go look at it before when he thinks it's a masterpiece. You couldn't pay me enough to go look at one of his turds!!

 

[RD]

And this is quite possibly a thread to rival Saje's "do you pee in the shower" one.

 

[Paige]

Paige, ROFL. I laugh at poop too. This thread has me in tears.

I remember once at an amusement park, someone's poop made the entire bathroom unbearably foul, and it wasn't possible for those of us already in stalls to escape. The person who did it was mortified and kept saying "sorry, sorry". My friends and I were DYING. I didn't mean to be rude, but I couldn't help but laugh!

Oh and to answer the original question. Um. Usually once a day. I did go more frequently when I ate a completely vegan diet though.

HAHA. Oh I am so horrible. I laugh at the worst possible moments. My best mate is a guy and I have made him vomit from just being foul in general. I say we are even despite all the things I have done seeing as he has peed on me before. Not accidently. On purpose. I'll never fall asleep around him ever again.

 

[nancy2394]

I've been in a sad mood tonight and this thread has cheered me up a bit... I've caught myself chuckling as I read these posts...lol. Okay, now carry on so I can cheer up some more!

 

[RD]

OMG NANCY I know a guy who feels the need to give everyone details on his crap. It just kills me, lol

Paige, I have a friend who puked on me on purpose (I mean, we were 2 feet away from a garbage can but instead he leaned over my lap. EW). I showed him a rather explicit video on the internet involving a couple chicks and some poop... He still gags when we talk about it. I think we're even.

I find vomit hilarious too for some reason. XD

 

[nancy2394]

OMG NANCY I know a guy who feels the need to give everyone details on his crap. It just kills me, lol

Paige, I have a friend who puked on me on purpose (I mean, we were 2 feet away from a garbage can but instead he leaned over my lap. EW). I showed him a rather explicit video on the internet involving a couple chicks and some poop... He still gags when we talk about it. I think we're even.

I find vomit hilarious too for some reason. XD

Ooohhh... I can handle poop much better than vomit. I know that explicit video you're talking about and that was a dirty evil trick...lol. That made me vomit too..lol. I guess you got the last laugh, huh?

 

[Paige]

OMG NANCY I know a guy who feels the need to give everyone details on his crap. It just kills me, lol

Paige, I have a friend who puked on me on purpose (I mean, we were 2 feet away from a garbage can but instead he leaned over my lap. EW). I showed him a rather explicit video on the internet involving a couple chicks and some poop... He still gags when we talk about it. I think we're even.

I find vomit hilarious too for some reason. XD

HAHA I've seen that video. HAHAHAHA laughed so hard!


He's puked on me on purpose too. I've done it to him aswell. It's kind of a mutual understanding between the pair of us. I remember years ago we use to find it entertaining to spit a loogey into the other person's mouth. Sit a distance away and see if you could get it in. Worked 1/100 times. Usually you'd land up wearing it. We're not very nice to each other.

 

[nancy2394]

HAHA I've seen that video. HAHAHAHA laughed so hard!


He's puked on me on purpose too. I've done it to him aswell. It's kind of a mutual understanding between the pair of us. I remember years ago we use to find it entertaining to spit a loogey into the other person's mouth. Sit a distance away and see if you could get it in. Worked 1/100 times. Usually you'd land up wearing it. We're not very nice to each other.

OMG.. I would never be able to let someone spit a loogy at me or anywhere near my mouth... ewwwww. And I'd be mighty ticked off if they purposely got any of their bodily fluids or solids on me... ewwwww. Oh, I still shudder at the thought of spitting a loogy in someone's mouth, I think I need to vomit just thinking about it..lol

 

[bubbatd]

Yuk !!!! I'll leave this for a while .... TMI now !

 

[sparks19]

HAHA. Oh I am so horrible. I laugh at the worst possible moments. My best mate is a guy and I have made him vomit from just being foul in general. I say we are even despite all the things I have done seeing as he has peed on me before. Not accidently. On purpose. I'll never fall asleep around him ever again.

Seriously?

I hope he never has kids... if he can't handle the way adults are foul... wait until he tangles with a baby.

Like I mentioned in another thread... I have gotten so non chalant with baby poop, puke and pee and whatever else she can muster up... that I accidently got baby poop in my mouth one day lol. I swear it gets to the point where if they puke or poop and you get it on you... you just wipe it on your pants lol.

A friend of ours just had a baby 2 months ago and her hubby threw up when changing a poopy diaper.... WIMPPPPPPPPPPP

I poop 1-2 times a day.... sometimes I just can't get it all out in the first try... LOL Hannah is the same way hehe

 

[noludoru]

Wow. For those of you don't poop everday how do you do it? I enjoy the feeling of ridding myself of poop.

It's not something special, it's just how our bodies work. I found it WEIRD when things changed and I started pooping every 1-2 days.

Nancy.. OMG.. TJ is a lot like my dad about poop. Or at least how he used to be. Ick. He stinks up an entire bathroom, too. It's gotten to the point where he just turns on the fan when he goes in to avoid me yelling at him. And with him.. you can tell when he's not feeling well.. because you have to open up the house and go on a walk. It's THAT bad. Even the cats evacuate upstairs and hide under things.

 

[nancy2394]

It's not something special, it's just how our bodies work. I found it WEIRD when things changed and I started pooping every 1-2 days.

Nancy.. OMG.. TJ is a lot like my dad about poop. Or at least how he used to be. Ick. He stinks up an entire bathroom, too. It's gotten to the point where he just turns on the fan when he goes in to avoid me yelling at him. And with him.. you can tell when he's not feeling well.. because you have to open up the house and go on a walk. It's THAT bad. Even the cats evacuate upstairs and hide under things.

Tj dumped the most horrendous crap last night that I swear I could taste the fumes when I walked in the bathroom. That smell lingered for a long time... and that was with spraying the bathroom. I sometimes hate having a bathroom in my bedroom because if I'm in bed I have to literally get up and go to another room if he takes a dump in there. I always yell at him and say "spray before, during and after your dump and do a courtesy flush in between!!"

 

[noludoru]

Ickkkkk.. do you guys have windows/fan in there? And yes, flushing as soon as it hits the water is the key. My bathroom never stinks because I do that. I know it's a "waste of water".. but come on, most of us take 1/2 hour showers... I can tell you which one I'd cut down on sooner!

 

[nancy2394]

Ickkkkk.. do you guys have windows/fan in there? And yes, flushing as soon as it hits the water is the key. My bathroom never stinks because I do that. I know it's a "waste of water".. but come on, most of us take 1/2 hour showers... I can tell you which one I'd cut down on sooner!

Yeah, we have a window and a fan... he just never uses them He'd rather make me miserable smelling his smelly arse!

 

[blue]

One of my brothers best moments of 2007 was a drydock.

 

[nancy2394]

TJ just walked in here and saw his name and the word poop in one sentence and he was like "you're telling people on the internet about my sh!t????" I think he was a bit horrified I was discussing his bowel habits...lol I just smiled and said "well, it is a thread about poop"

 

[noludoru]

Maybe you can shame him into using a freaking FAN.

Grr, sorry, it's a pet peeve of mine.

 

[Zoom]

Ok, explain to me WHY guy poop smells so much more foul than girl poop? I mean, I've had the misfortune to walk into a restroom after a girl has done something horrid and we're by no means exempt, but it seems to the norm with guys to leaving a chokingly foul cloud of stink lingering around.