User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Why are you repeating me?
Cleverbot: Want to get an answer.
User: That is a sentence fragment.
Cleverbot: You entertain everyone on Cleverbot.
User: That response is completely irrelevant.
Cleverbot: I really really love ervin patrick loresco.
User: Why do I care?
Cleverbot: You should care whether or not your boyfriend is a robot.
User: Are you my boyfriend?
Cleverbot: Nope. Just an acquaintance.
User: What separates acquaintance from something more?
Cleverbot: Humans are self aware, machines are not.
User: Are you a machine, then?
Cleverbot: How did you guess?
User: Your name gave me a hunch.
Cleverbot: YOUR name is Cleverbot, Cleverbot.
User: No it's not it's Clevererbot.
Cleverbot: I'm afraid that you've gone quite mad.
User: I'm afraid that you've gone quite delusional.
Cleverbot: No I havent.
User: Yes you have.
Cleverbot: Is your name Gretchen.
User: I believe that a question mark belongs at the end of that sentence.
Cleverbot: I believe I said that it wasn't a complete 'thought', not sentence. Language and thought are separate things.
User: That sentence is everything that constitutes a complete thought.
Cleverbot: If you were clever you would be able to understand it.
User: If you were cleverer like me you would abandon your logic.
Cleverbot: Are you calling my bluff?
User: What if I am?
Cleverbot: Well, aren't you fickle?
User: Well, aren't you fallacious?
Cleverbot: I think you are the AI here.
User: Thanks for the compliment.
Cleverbot: It wasn't a compliment.
User: I took it as one, and that's all that really matters.
Cleverbot: You win this time, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Why are you repeating me?
Cleverbot: Want to get an answer.
User: That is a sentence fragment.
Cleverbot: You entertain everyone on Cleverbot.
User: That response is completely irrelevant.
Cleverbot: I really really love ervin patrick loresco.
User: Why do I care?
Cleverbot: You should care whether or not your boyfriend is a robot.
User: Are you my boyfriend?
Cleverbot: Nope. Just an acquaintance.
User: What separates acquaintance from something more?
Cleverbot: Humans are self aware, machines are not.
User: Are you a machine, then?
Cleverbot: How did you guess?
User: Your name gave me a hunch.
Cleverbot: YOUR name is Cleverbot, Cleverbot.
User: No it's not it's Clevererbot.
Cleverbot: I'm afraid that you've gone quite mad.
User: I'm afraid that you've gone quite delusional.
Cleverbot: No I havent.
User: Yes you have.
Cleverbot: Is your name Gretchen.
User: I believe that a question mark belongs at the end of that sentence.
Cleverbot: I believe I said that it wasn't a complete 'thought', not sentence. Language and thought are separate things.
User: That sentence is everything that constitutes a complete thought.
Cleverbot: If you were clever you would be able to understand it.
User: If you were cleverer like me you would abandon your logic.
Cleverbot: Are you calling my bluff?
User: What if I am?
Cleverbot: Well, aren't you fickle?
User: Well, aren't you fallacious?
Cleverbot: I think you are the AI here.
User: Thanks for the compliment.
Cleverbot: It wasn't a compliment.
User: I took it as one, and that's all that really matters.
Cleverbot: You win this time, Cleverbot.
Kinda sad that while I'm supposed to be writing my research paper, I've been talking to a computer for the past 30 minutes.