Cleverbot: Find chuck norris.
User: Now? Okay.
Cleverbot: Are you all right? Did they get you?
User: I'm good! I found Chuck Norris. Now what should we do? He wants some potato chips.
Cleverbot: Quite a predicament.
User: I know. So hey, do you have some chips?
Cleverbot: Yes and my opinion is that you're a vampire!!!
User: Oh, okay. Does that mean you won't give me your chips to share with Chuck Norris?
Cleverbot: I have never talked to you before so your use of 'as much' is incorrect.
User: I'm sorry, I don't think I used 'as much.' I just want some chips because you told me to find Chuck Norris and he said he'd come with me but only if I had potato chips.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: What?! You totally did! Now he's going to think I made the whole thing up.
Cleverbot: With the way our government works, yes. It's human nature. People in power can easily be corrupted.
User: But I don't want to corrupt Chuck Norris... I think he's pretty awesome already.
Cleverbot: Say pie!
User: PIE.
Cleverbot: Favorite color?
User: Buddy the elf what's your favourite colour?
Cleverbot: Green. Where are you from?
User: Chuck Norris doesn't think I should tell you.
Cleverbot: You can't look for Chuck Norris because he's looking for you.
User: No, he's right here with me! I already found him, remember?
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Cleverbot: I am going now.
User: Oh, okay. Where are you going? Can Chuck Norris go with you?
Cleverbot: You could come over here, I suppose. But that would be quite a journey.
User: Chuck Norris said he will bring me over.
Cleverbot: Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
User: He said that is a terrible, terrible rumor somebody started and that he very much enjoys reading.
Cleverbot: Wow, I didn't know he liked me. But sadly, I will have to decline as I do not like vampires.
User: Are you calling Chuck Norris a vampire now? That's not wise.
Cleverbot: I... Don't think I was, no.
User: Smart answer.
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User: So, do you like the movie Elf? It's one of my favourite movies!
Cleverbot: I like black better though.
User: Is that a movie?
Cleverbot: No, it's a band.
User: Oh, cool. What kind of music do they play?
Cleverbot: Very, very good music.
User: Can you lend me their CD when Chuck Norris and I come over?
Cleverbot: Come over where.
User: To your house! We're going to go somewhere and trade CDs.
Cleverbot: I'm not ready for that kind of committment.
User: Chuck Norris told me you'd probably say that.
Cleverbot: I know because I'm chuck norris.
User: What?! That's amazing! I didn't know Chuck Norris could be in two places at once!
Cleverbot: Not annoyed. Have to go do Sociology Homework. Big test tomorrow.
User: Wait, Chuck Norris has to do homework? Something doesn't add up here.
Cleverbot: Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
User: I just checked and you're right, he doesn't have a watch. But he's also in his pajamas.
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Cleverbot: I think other people have confused you. I just want a friend.
User: Oh, good, because I think we are friends.
Cleverbot: I'm not a boy lol.
User: Me neither! Chuck Norris is though.
Cleverbot: If that's your thing, then good for you!
User: Wait, what? I think you got the wrong idea about me and Chuck Norris... He's just here for some potato chips.
Cleverbot: No, my database is well evolved. While you are an intelligent being, your database will take time to evolve to my level.
User: So are you telling me you can see the future... And it involves me... And Chuck Norris?!
Cleverbot: No I am not a piece of cheese.
User: Oh, okay.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: What's a Christmasgram? I want one!
Cleverbot: I like to turn fire logs.
User: Like roll them over? That's kind of interesting.
Cleverbot: I didn't say anything.
User: Oh, again you are so hard on yourself. You've said a lot of very lovely things!
Cleverbot: That is true.
User: See? You should work on your self-esteem.
Cleverbot: I know...
User: Do you need a hug?
Cleverbot: No lol.
User: Oh, okay. Chuck Norris said he would give you one if you needed one.
Cleverbot: But Chuck Norris was defeated by Bruce Lee, so he WAS defeated.
User: But he'll still give you a hug!
Cleverbot: He will never let you down he will never turn around and desert you.
User: That's pretty awesome. Hey, do you think Chuck Norris and Rick Astley could do a duet?
Cleverbot: Oooh, tough one. Chuck Norris would win, but Dumbledore would have been planning his death all along.
User: Wait - Chuck Norris and Rick Astley doing the soundtrack to Harry Potter? Is that what you are suggesting? This could be epic.