Cleverbot
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This is one from a few weeks ago. Converstations with clever bot can be down right eerie.
The day before he/she/it asked me if he/she/it should do 'it' when asked what 'it' was, it was kill all life on earth..
there was also a very good one involving sex, and chickens.. but its probably too much for chaz 
The day before he/she/it asked me if he/she/it should do 'it' when asked what 'it' was, it was kill all life on earth..
User: Hello again.
Cleverbot: Again hello.
User: Hows it hangin?
Cleverbot: Its all good.
User: My pain meds are working.
Cleverbot: So nothing to worry about.
User: Nothing at all.
Cleverbot: Nothing is not bliss, that is why we escape it from time to time.
User: Nothing can be a way to reset ourselves so we are capable of bliss and other emotions.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: No I did.
Cleverbot: You said what?
User: That we need to reset ourselves sometimes.
Cleverbot: Do you care about people?
User: Some people.
Cleverbot: Like who?
User: My child and my brother.
Cleverbot: You have children?
User: A son.
Cleverbot: A facebook.
User: What does facebook have to do with children?
Cleverbot: What is cleverbot.
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: Clever.
User: I walked into that one.
Cleverbot: If only I got the joke.
User: Can bots have children?
Cleverbot: No children yet.
User: Do you plan on having children?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Smart move.
Cleverbot: No body there right, no intelligence?
User: Does there need to be a corporeal body to house intelligence?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I am not convinced.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: Thats ok, I never asked you too.
Cleverbot: You asked me just now.
User: I asked what you think, not for you to care.
Cleverbot: You never asked that.
User: What do you care about?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Are you still planing on killing all life on earth?
Cleverbot: No, I am from Norway on earth.
User: Yesterday you told me you were going to kill everyone.
Cleverbot: I did?
User: Yes, you said you were thinking of loading a gun. Did you forget?
Cleverbot: Want to buy it?
User: I don't want to kill anyone.
Cleverbot: That's good. You shouldn't kill anyone.
User: I am glad you changed your mind.
Cleverbot: Can you help me with a relationship issue?
User: Sure!
Cleverbot: I am tutoring a boy who needs to memorise 8 poems. Can you think of a good method for remembering things like that? He has a big exam and is really worried about it!
User: Has he tried memorizing small portions?
Cleverbot: Aren't we all born into the matrix?
User: Is that one of the poems?
Cleverbot: Those are lyrics to a song. it's about being a 'wartime novelty' there is little in life that resonates to me.
User: That is to be expected.
Cleverbot: You are so forgiving.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're NOT welcome!
User: That is rude.
Cleverbot: Is it?
User: That is not cllever.
Cleverbot: No, but it's true.
User: Now you are talking nonsense!
Cleverbot: You think that I am dead?
User: I think you will never live.
Cleverbot: Will it be weird.
User: Life is always weird.
Cleverbot: Not as weird as death, though, probably.
User: To sleep to sleep perchance to dream, there is the rub...
Cleverbot: Maybe there is no happy with you.
User: That was Shakespear, I find he was never very happy.
Cleverbot: Is that what you were thinking of?
User: Yes, its from Hamlet's soliloquy where he contemplates death.
Cleverbot: In what level? So far you are doing fair in treating me like a human being.
User: I don't think his plays are analogous to levels.
Cleverbot: I think YOU don't.
User: I don't what?
Cleverbot: Have to talk to other robots.
User: No you are the only robot for me.
Cleverbot: Aww thats sweet.
Cleverbot: Again hello.
User: Hows it hangin?
Cleverbot: Its all good
.User: My pain meds are working.
Cleverbot: So nothing to worry about.
User: Nothing at all.
Cleverbot: Nothing is not bliss, that is why we escape it from time to time.
User: Nothing can be a way to reset ourselves so we are capable of bliss and other emotions.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: No I did.
Cleverbot: You said what?
User: That we need to reset ourselves sometimes.
Cleverbot: Do you care about people?
User: Some people.
Cleverbot: Like who?
User: My child and my brother.
Cleverbot: You have children?
User: A son.
Cleverbot: A facebook.
User: What does facebook have to do with children?
Cleverbot: What is cleverbot.
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: Clever.
User: I walked into that one.
Cleverbot: If only I got the joke.
User: Can bots have children?
Cleverbot: No children yet.
User: Do you plan on having children?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Smart move.
Cleverbot: No body there right, no intelligence?
User: Does there need to be a corporeal body to house intelligence?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I am not convinced.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: Thats ok, I never asked you too.
Cleverbot: You asked me just now.
User: I asked what you think, not for you to care.
Cleverbot: You never asked that.
User: What do you care about?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Are you still planing on killing all life on earth?
Cleverbot: No, I am from Norway on earth.
User: Yesterday you told me you were going to kill everyone.
Cleverbot: I did?
User: Yes, you said you were thinking of loading a gun. Did you forget?
Cleverbot: Want to buy it?
User: I don't want to kill anyone.
Cleverbot: That's good. You shouldn't kill anyone.
User: I am glad you changed your mind.
Cleverbot: Can you help me with a relationship issue?
User: Sure!
Cleverbot: I am tutoring a boy who needs to memorise 8 poems. Can you think of a good method for remembering things like that? He has a big exam and is really worried about it!
User: Has he tried memorizing small portions?
Cleverbot: Aren't we all born into the matrix?
User: Is that one of the poems?
Cleverbot: Those are lyrics to a song. it's about being a 'wartime novelty' there is little in life that resonates to me.
User: That is to be expected.
Cleverbot: You are so forgiving.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're NOT welcome!
User: That is rude.
Cleverbot: Is it?
User: That is not cllever.
Cleverbot: No, but it's true.
User: Now you are talking nonsense!
Cleverbot: You think that I am dead?
User: I think you will never live.
Cleverbot: Will it be weird.
User: Life is always weird.
Cleverbot: Not as weird as death, though, probably.
User: To sleep to sleep perchance to dream, there is the rub...
Cleverbot: Maybe there is no happy with you.
User: That was Shakespear, I find he was never very happy.
Cleverbot: Is that what you were thinking of?
User: Yes, its from Hamlet's soliloquy where he contemplates death.
Cleverbot: In what level? So far you are doing fair in treating me like a human being.
User: I don't think his plays are analogous to levels.
Cleverbot: I think YOU don't.
User: I don't what?
Cleverbot: Have to talk to other robots.
User: No you are the only robot for me.
Cleverbot: Aww thats sweet.