1) If it has a broad head and a short muzzle, its a pitbull
2) If its brindle, it's a pit bull
3) If its black and tan, its a 'Rockwilder'
4) If it has a short coat and doesn't have floppy ears, its a pit bull
5) All dogs weigh two to four times what is physically possible considering their appearent volume, so make sure you double to quadruple their weight. For example, pit bulls,
despite all evidence to the contrary, actually weigh over 100 lbs.
6) If its white and fluffy, its a poodle
7) If its brown and has prick ears, its a German Shepherd
8) If its any other color and has prick ears, its a wolf
9) If it has long, pretty yellow fur, its a golden retriever, and you should feel free to walk up to it without warning and pound it on the head
10) It is brown and white, shaggy and has a long pointy nose, its Lassie, and you should throw your kids in the well so she can rescue them . . .
I'm sure you all can add more . . .
2) If its brindle, it's a pit bull
3) If its black and tan, its a 'Rockwilder'
4) If it has a short coat and doesn't have floppy ears, its a pit bull
5) All dogs weigh two to four times what is physically possible considering their appearent volume, so make sure you double to quadruple their weight. For example, pit bulls,
despite all evidence to the contrary, actually weigh over 100 lbs.
6) If its white and fluffy, its a poodle
7) If its brown and has prick ears, its a German Shepherd
8) If its any other color and has prick ears, its a wolf
9) If it has long, pretty yellow fur, its a golden retriever, and you should feel free to walk up to it without warning and pound it on the head
10) It is brown and white, shaggy and has a long pointy nose, its Lassie, and you should throw your kids in the well so she can rescue them . . .
I'm sure you all can add more . . .
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