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FoxyWench

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*blink blink* i actually took the time to read it...
and all i realy got from it is has a controling person (cause as much as he says he wants a woman to surender but not be "controled" his descripton of his expectations to his "chuvirous nature" are VERY controling (as a sub i very quickly see the huge difference between surrender and control and hes looking for a lot of say over the things she can do...

i picked up that spirtually hes all over the place...

and i also picked up that he thinks an awefull lot of himself...
 

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Lol i took out the most important tidbits
(in my opinion.. he is not attractive enough to be making all these requests)


3.2. Body:

She is extremely attractive. She's HOT. She turns heads wherever she goes.

She is sexy. VERY sexy.

She is beautifully dressed and beautifully groomed.

She has excellent posture.

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She has a trim waistline. Alternatively, if her waistline is ALMOST (but not quite) trim, she is willing to trim it down for me and keep it trim for me. No exceptions

Her hair is her own and at least TO HER SHOULDERS. Alternatively, she is willing to grow her hair long for me and keep it long for me. No exceptions.

Her voice is not low or raspy. (Alto is fine; baritone is not.)

She is in excellent health, although she may have some minor health issues she is working on.

She is tobacco free and drug free. She is either alcohol free or nearly so.

She is either a vegetarian, or she would like to be one if she could do so without it adversely impacting her energy or health.

Her home is clean, orderly and uncluttered. However, if she has small children living with her, messes caused by her kids are okay.




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3.6. Sexuality:

She is PASSIONATE. Actually, she is INTENSELY passionate.... passionate about God, passionate about eliminating social injustice, passionate when speaking to audiences or on television, and passionate in bed with me.

She believes in the light-filled MAGIC of sacred sex. She wants to utilize this magic to manifest our Global Vision. She realizes that her sacred sexual union with me is crucial for manifesting the Global Vision.

She is free from all physical and emotional impediments to the complete expression of her sexuality.

If she has been a prostitute, that is GOOD!! We can discuss it at length. I have written a book (not yet published) entitled, Resurrecting the Innocence in Prostitutes. Fascinating topic! And it's an important part of my Global Vision.

She intensely longs to be worshipped as a Goddess by the right man... a man who knows EXACTLY what he is doing. He teases her hard and relentlessly, which makes her laugh uncontrollably. The sound of his voice, his words, his appearance, the way he looks at her, his powerful mind, his radiant heart, his intense sexuality, his confidence, his poise, and his very presence.... weaken her knees, fill her stomach with butterflies, send shivers up her spine, make her heart pound, overwhelm her with desire, and make her VERY wet. She cannot help but surrender herself to him, melting naked into his arms, whereupon he worships her as a Goddess.... he is the priest, she is his altar. She becomes the Goddess he is worshipping... she is elevated into extreme Goddess-ecstasy.... exploding and screaming!.... so many times you lose count.

The lady I seek somehow KNOWS deep down inside that if she surrenders herself to the right man and is worshipped by him as a Goddess in just the right way, she can move mountains.... she can move the whole world! She WANTS to make this sexual magic happen and to bless the world with the resulting miracles.

(Please see my discussion below about surrender versus control.)

She is WILLING to surrender and be worshipped as a Goddess.
She is WANTING to surrender and be worshipped as a Goddess.
She is WAITING to surrender and be worshipped as a Goddess.

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3.3. Mind:

She is mentally healthy, and her mental health is strongly supported by her spiritual practices. (No psychiatry. No mental disorders. No psych meds.) Note: feeling some unhappiness because she has not yet been united with the man she desires is NOT a mental disorder!

She is extremely intelligent and creative.

She is well educated, with at least a bachelor's degree. Alternatively, she has the intellectual/academic ability, skills and experience of someone with a bachelor's degree.

She is highly articulate.

She speaks English with advanced fluency.

She is BRAVE.

She is ready and willing to confront and let go of any and all self-limiting beliefs within her consciousness. She knows that breaking out of the "cage" of self-limiting beliefs can be difficult and sometimes painful, but she is undaunted. She wants TOTAL FREEDOM and has the courage to attain it. She wants a man who will HELP her attain it.

She has an open/flexible mind capable of embracing beautiful/powerful new concepts, both material and spiritual, that are "outside the box" of common thinking in today's heavily propagandized and "politically correct" society. She is open to revolutionary new ideas for improving our society. She enjoys conversations about such things.

3.4. Social:

She is single and available for dating and intimacy.

She is sophisticated.

She has excellent manners.

She is RELIABLE about phone calls and dates with me.

She LOVES classical music, including opera and ballet. She wants me to take her to LA Opera productions at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion, to the LA Philharmonic concerts at Disney Hall, to the Hollywood Bowl (with picnic dinners), to Broadway musicals at the Ahmanson Theater and in Hollywood's Theater District, to concerts and theater at the Orange County Performing Arts Center, to art exhibitions, and to other classy arts events. She totally LOVES the idea of my taking her directly from these events to elegant hotels for enchanting, romantic, sizzling-hot nights!

She is interested in couples dancing, including Swing, Salsa, Waltz and Fox Trot. (I'm okay at East Coast Swing, but I need a lot more lessons on all the dances! Taking dance lessons would be a GREAT thing to do together.)

She is confident, outgoing, and has excellent people skills. She is socially magnetic, gregarious, and people LOVE being with her.

If she has been victimized by an ex-boyfriend or ex-husband who has been violent, severely emotionally abusive, engaged in crimes that harm other people, and/or abuses alcohol or drugs, then she must be 100% disconnected from him except for minimal contacts required to comply with a court order pursuant to children or financial support.
 

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Um...I'm speechless. He's not attractive, yet wants someone who is HOT!

I'm thinking he's not going to find his goddess until he becomes the billionaire he says he is. :rolleyes:
 

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I suggest he find a prostitute and pay her to do all the things he wants...seems like that's the best option, because I think he is hideous!
 

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Ok...I've read the first 3 or 4 paragraphs and...I don't know if I can read all of this.

This is BEYOND CRAP.

He sounds like he's 20 years old. I've met computer nerds desperate for a girlfriend who go to the exact same lengths to find a partner; they fine tune every last detail of exactly who they are looking for, creating a fictional woman "somewhere out there" so that they don't actually have to a) make an effort to meet people and b) accept someone else's flaws. And then for some reason they post their diatribe on the internet, as though this woman sent from heaven is going to be googling around one day and *poof* winds up on this website. :rofl1:

I have to say, though, I wasn't expecting the religious angle.

But I will say that I'm not shocked that the first words out of his mouth were that he's about to become a billionaire. Because, honestly, he knows he better have SOMETHING to offer if he's going to be that crazy and expect someone to stick around. I'm 100% sure he's lying about it...but at least dangle that carrot right from the outset so that a person may be tempted to read on.

I have nothing better to do. I'm going to keep reading it. I'll probably post again with new insight into this sad and desperate creature. Stay tuned!
 

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I'd suggest a blow up doll !
LMFAO! Great idea! He could take her dancing, to the opera, and she'd be every bit of the sex goddess he's imagining...and the best part, she'll NEVER say No!

ETA: He'd better be rich or at least well-endowed to find a human partner. I'm not normally one to knock someone for their looks, but with his attitude and the way he looks, he needs something else going for him.
 

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We can discuss it at length. I have written a book (not yet published) entitled, Resurrecting the Innocence in Prostitutes. Fascinating topic! And it's an important part of my Global Vision.
Ok, EXCUSE ME?

She cannot help but surrender herself to him, melting naked into his arms, whereupon he worships her as a Goddess.... he is the priest, she is his altar.
hahahahahahha
hahahahaha
:rofl1:
*choke*

Ok, I seriously just choked on my rice. I have never heard such utter crap in my life! I...am getting a stitch in my side I'm laughing so hard.

This guy sounds like he's about 2 beer away from raping the next woman walking down the street. Talk about fixated.
 

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LMFAO! Great idea! He could take her dancing, to the opera, and she'd be every bit of the sex goddess he's imagining...and the best part, she'll NEVER say No!

ETA: He'd better be rich or at least well-endowed to find a human partner. I'm not normally one to knock someone for their looks, but with his attitude and the way he looks, he needs something else going for him.
I don't care how well endowed that guy is. He could be...ok, nevermind. Family forum.

I'm just saying, I wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot pole. Even if something else was already touching me.

*cough*
 

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I was going to apply.

Don't you dare take him from me!!

He's mine, all mine!!!!
 

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I was going to apply.

Don't you dare take him from me!!

He's mine, all mine!!!!
Hahaha.. When you have to "apply" to be someone's girlfriend, something is SERIOUSLY wrong with you, him, and the relationship itself!

Anyway, according to him, you have lots of competitors, so good luck :yikes:
 

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