Wow girls, he's a keeper.

Dizzy

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#21
Hahaha.. When you have to "apply" to be someone's girlfriend, something is SERIOUSLY wrong with you, him, and the relationship itself!

According to him, you have lots of competitors, so good luck :yikes:
Yes but I am an amazing candidate.

He will be begging to take me.
 

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We can discuss it at length. I have written a book (not yet published) entitled, Resurrecting the Innocence in Prostitutes. Fascinating topic! And it's an important part of my Global Vision.
Huh... strange.
I was going to apply.
Oh my gosh, someone should totally apply, just to see what his reply would be!
 

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#25
This guy's got some serious megalomania happening. Possibly even Asperger's, I've seen similar behaviours before.

It's nuts. :popcorn:
 

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He almost had me until:

Pets. I love all animals and they love me. Indeed, as a vegetarian, I am in no way responsible for their slaughter. I even catch indoor bugs and release them outdoors. But I'm not a pet person. Physical contact with animals (especially dogs) drains my energy.

I think I had better rehome my pets.

:rofl1:
 

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He almost had me until:

Pets. I love all animals and they love me. Indeed, as a vegetarian, I am in no way responsible for their slaughter. I even catch indoor bugs and release them outdoors. But I'm not a pet person. Physical contact with animals (especially dogs) drains my energy.

I think I had better rehome my pets.

:rofl1:
hahahaha
That totally cracked me up, too.

"Dogs drain me". Oh lordy.
 

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Ok, seriously...someone needs to reply to this. SO needs to happen!

Should be fairly easy...he's stipulates exactly what the response should look like. :)

Should we give it a group effort and one person fires off the email? :D
 

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7.1. Your first name.

Something sexy and pseudo-classy... like Anastasia or something (apologies to any Anastasias).


7.2. Your photos. Please include a face photo (with your eyes open and no sunglasses) AND a full-length photo that clearly reveals your figure. Recent photos, please, that accurately show how you look today. You may include your photos in your email and/or send me a link to a web site where you have posted them.

Easily done. Does someone want to try to find some pics?

7.3. Your height.

Something slightly above average. He's 6'1...I'd say 5'6.

7.4. Your zip code if inside the United States, otherwise your nation or territory.

Somewhere in the States...something tells me he would be suspicious of foreigners. :D Some unassuming state...probably nowhere too southern as he seems to have a Democratic bent (ie. HATES authority, etc) Apologies to southern states, it's just a stereotype to play on.

7.5. How you found this web site.

Uhhh...

7.6. Some of your thoughts and/or feelings about my lengthy message.

I think almost complete complience is the way to go, with some "healthy skepticism" as he said he prefers. But nothing that critiquest the fundamentals of uhh,...his...Global Vision.. *snicker*

7.7. Something about yourself and your qualifications, including a description of your spiritual practices.

BA in something like Fine Arts, interest in science-y stuff (chemistry, astronomy, etc), involved in theatre production. And 1 hour meditation a day. He makes this too easy. He basically wrote a shopping list for a woman. :/

7.8. Any objections you have to what I have stated in this web site, and/or things you might want to negotiate about.

Doublecheck that shoulder length hair is acceptable, ask if ALL pets are out of the question (and that it's ok if they are) and ask for clarification on "too many to keep count"...like, how many are we talking? :rofl1:


7.9. One or more questions you would like me to answer.


This has GOT to be something good!
 

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Zipcode should be probably somewhere in NY or a northern state, or California...liberal states...no offense. Maybe someone that lives in LA or NYC, possibly Boston...but he doesn't seem too stupid so maybe masking the IP address from the email is a good idea.

How about a BA in Liberal Arts and your favorite Opera is Carmen or something classic...

Question to ask him...

Now that you've read all about me and I you, are you for f***ing REAL? LMAO
 

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#34
very strange. not my cup of tea that's for sure but like Jess said... at least he knows what he wants lol.

Although... I don't think we should start sending off false "applications" just to mess with this guy because we think he's a nutjob. live and let live

At least he is honest about what he wants which is more than I can say for most people (male and female) lol
 

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#37
While being the mature thing to do, I can't imagine what kind of responses he actually intended on gleaming from writing something so narcissistic and self centered. It's all about what HE wants and some poor schmucky woman might actually buy into it.
 

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#38
While being the mature thing to do, I can't imagine what kind of responses he actually intended on gleaming from writing something so narcissistic and self centered. It's all about what HE wants and some poor schmucky woman might actually buy into it.
So? if im going to be in a relationship its gonna because its what I WANT... and someone, somewhere might actually want what he wants too... it doesnt mean its gonna be some poor pitiful schmucky woman :rolleyes:
 

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While being the mature thing to do, I can't imagine what kind of responses he actually intended on gleaming from writing something so narcissistic and self centered. It's all about what HE wants and some poor schmucky woman might actually buy into it.
Luckily he makes it so unrealistic that I don't think any woman would come close to fitting the description, and thus no broken hearts.

The ironic thing is...the type of woman he seeks, educated, highly intelligent, brave, with healthy skepticism....is the EXACT type of woman who would read what he's written, label him narcissist (or a nutcase) and move on.

What he's actually "attracting" with that manifesto is the exact opposite woman; meek, insecure, unsure, seeking validation, etc.

I have two guesses about the origins of his list of required traits. One, it's everything his ex-wife wasn't (wanting to go to the opera, meditate 2 hours a day, disliking pets), or two, he's basically just describing himself in female form. He wants to meet and marry his female doppleganger, but much more attractive.
 

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