Worst movies you've had to endure

[AndrewF]

Inspired by the other thread going on about our favorite movies (here), I thought it would be fun to mention our least favorite movies....you know the ones....they make you change the cannel the second you hear mention of the title. They drive you out of the room when your spouse/sig. other puts them on the vcr/dvd player. Yes, the ones you may have seen and regretted the loss of that time out of your life that you spent watching it.

Soooooo.........lets hear what your most loathed movies are and WHY they have truely stuck out as painful moments in your life (keep it humorous!!!) - and no trashing other peoples picks!

Here's my list of the worst (that sprang to mind quickly):

1) Dirty Dancing....a chick-flick tried and true with little to draw a male audience. Just the title is enough to drive me from the room.
2) Alexander. This is 3 hours of my life I will never get back. Something is VERY wrong with a movie when you're half-way through an epic battle and think - 'is this ever going to end?'. I won't even touch on the love scenes in this movie either.
3) Cliff-hanger or whatever that Sylvester Stallone movie was. You know it's bad when Jim Carey in Ace Ventura does a better job of the opening sequence with the racoon. Fortunately, I've managed to block the memories of that 1.5 or so hours I wasted.

 

[Zoom]

Godzilla--the one with Matthew Broderick. I wanted to stop watching, but it was like a train wreck, it was so horrible I just couldn't tear my eyes away.

I know there are others, but thankfully my survival mode kicked in and blocked out the memory and the knowledge that that was 3 hours of my life I'll never get back.

 

[Debi]

The English Patient.........we gag at the mere mention of the title. can we all say.....BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! any Charlie's Angels movie...OMG..I'm gagging now. were they serious????? Sly Stallone...paleeese....now my stomach hurts. lol

 

[TAVS]

Fight Club

 

[JennSLK]

Titanic or any chick flicks.

I need blood, guts, guns, exposions, ect...

 

[Renee750il]

Just about ANY Ahnuld Schwarzeneger movie . . .

 

[Debi]

Fight Club

OMG..I LOVED Fight Club. LOL

 

[Tinaweena]

Irriversable. Monica Belluci and Vincent Cassell. It was actually an Amazing film, but very hard to watch.

 

[casablanca1]

Isn't that the one that *critics* actually walked out on, it was so extreme? Mine, personally, is Batman Begins. Not that it was the worst movie I've ever seen (hello, War of The Worlds) but when you throw the word 'endure' in there, I have flashbacks to those unending battle scenes in BB. I'd give cash for a film that sets up a fight, then jumps ahead to the point where the baddies are dead and Our Hero is gambolling off to continue his mission.

 

[B33CPE]

"AI - artificial intelligence"
"Waiting"
"the chronicals of riddick"
"the man"
hmmm.... thats all i can think of right now, I know there are more though

 

[PWCorgi]

Waiting- I love Dane Cook and the guy who played the lead role (can't remember his name) but I HATED this movie!! It was stupid!!

 

[Tinaweena]

Isn't that the one that *critics* actually walked out on, it was so extreme?

Yes it was the most walked out of film ever shown at Cannes.

 

[LorriF]

Andrew, Andrew, Andrew.....HOW can you forget "The Piano"????? It has to be the worst movie hands down!

Oh, and the English Patient, Alexander (for sure...I slept through most of it though LOL), oh darn....there's that monster hunting one too but I can't think of the name of it now....Van Helsing??? It was so bad I blocked out even the title!

And Resevoir Dogs......horrible horrible movie, in my opinion.

 

[casablanca1]

Naked Harvey Keitel!!!! There goes lunch.

 

[AndrewF]

Andrew, Andrew, Andrew.....HOW can you forget "The Piano"?????

with hours of therapy!
THANKS FOR WRECKING IT, HON!!!!

 

[Gustav]

Lest we forget.....

Striptease- Demi Moore.

 

[RD]

The English Patient.........we gag at the mere mention of the title. can we all say.....BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO, that would be one of mine too. I'm sure it actually would make more sense if people could stay awake long enough to watch the entire thing.

I loved Fight Club too, rofl.

 

[oc_spirit]

Battleship Potempkin (sp?)

I LOVED Fight Club too, deffinatey one of my favourites!

 

[Debi]

OH Lorri....you also hated The English Patient. HA! Dave and I thought maybe we were the only ones on the planet that had to snooze thru it.

Demi Moore...Striptease....can we say....Demi's home movie of "look at my body". hahaha BAD

Fight Club....hey, truly..........that was soooo GOOD.

 

[nedim]

Hitch


I couldnt leave the theater because I was there with a few friends