Worst movies you've had to endure
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This is obscure, I don't know if anyone else has seen it... but a low budget Sci-Fi flick we rented at the video store called Narcosys is absolutely the worst movie EVER. This movie lowered the bar for what I consider to be a horrible movie. Since then, I can watch practically any movie, even Waterworld, and say to myself "At least it was better than Narcosys."
Here's part of a review of it... I think it pretty accurate!
"Somewhere between The Matrix and a home video of a game of Laser Tag lies Narcosys, a low-budget, sci-fi video production with music video values (fog, strobe lights, banks of video monitors, and lots of dancing) and a merciful dearth of dialogue.
What dialogue there is -- and by implication, what story there is -- is hard to follow, thanks to thick accents and lofty/laughable lingo. Not that it matters much: the story is pretty much Blade Runner but set half in an uurban dystopia and half around a rural oil refinery. Animated spaceships that fly -- irony-free -- around our gang of cyberpunky heroes. There's something about a virus infecting the "drug supply" -- whatever that is -- and the search for uncontaminated goods, but this is one of those movies that plays better with your own soundtrack. There's only so much skateboarding and speechifying one person can take, but if you've got a vinyl or a gas mask fetish, well, have I got the movie for you! "
-http://www.contactmusic.com/new/film.nsf/reviews/narcosys
Here's part of a review of it... I think it pretty accurate!
"Somewhere between The Matrix and a home video of a game of Laser Tag lies Narcosys, a low-budget, sci-fi video production with music video values (fog, strobe lights, banks of video monitors, and lots of dancing) and a merciful dearth of dialogue.
What dialogue there is -- and by implication, what story there is -- is hard to follow, thanks to thick accents and lofty/laughable lingo. Not that it matters much: the story is pretty much Blade Runner but set half in an uurban dystopia and half around a rural oil refinery. Animated spaceships that fly -- irony-free -- around our gang of cyberpunky heroes. There's something about a virus infecting the "drug supply" -- whatever that is -- and the search for uncontaminated goods, but this is one of those movies that plays better with your own soundtrack. There's only so much skateboarding and speechifying one person can take, but if you've got a vinyl or a gas mask fetish, well, have I got the movie for you! "
-http://www.contactmusic.com/new/film.nsf/reviews/narcosys
EEK...Adam Sandler OR Jim Carrey...NOT me. lol Claude Van Dam..or whatever.......MAJOR YUK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehehe
Aniston...BOO HISSSSSS! Segal, Schwartzeneger (sp?), Stallone....HELP!!!! too badddddddddddddd for me.
ok...did anyone ever see this obscure movie, circa maybe the 70's..called The Baby...OMG...the worst movie of all time!!!!!!! but it makes us laugh cause it is that bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
Aniston...BOO HISSSSSS! Segal, Schwartzeneger (sp?), Stallone....HELP!!!! too badddddddddddddd for me.
ok...did anyone ever see this obscure movie, circa maybe the 70's..called The Baby...OMG...the worst movie of all time!!!!!!! but it makes us laugh cause it is that bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
Renee750il said:
Nope . . . especially not those
And THANKS, Melissa . . . for reminding me of a movie so bad that even the presence of Sean Connery couldn't make it bearable . . . ZARDOZ
And THANKS, Melissa . . . for reminding me of a movie so bad that even the presence of Sean Connery couldn't make it bearable . . . ZARDOZ
Haha, Melissa, I was thinking about it... you're right, I can't think of a movie where she's not been 'the girlfriend'. Hmm...
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cassablanca - i love war of the worlds! LOL
B33CPE - same goes for AI and Riddick (only because of Vin Diesel).
oh well, tastes will vary...LMAO.
the worst movie: being john malkovich - absolutely the worst thing i've ever seen, it actually gave me a migraine just watching it.
i'm sure there are others, I (like others) have tried blocking them from my memory.
B33CPE - same goes for AI and Riddick (only because of Vin Diesel).
oh well, tastes will vary...LMAO.
the worst movie: being john malkovich - absolutely the worst thing i've ever seen, it actually gave me a migraine just watching it.
i'm sure there are others, I (like others) have tried blocking them from my memory.