Florida or the rest of the gulf states. I like my natural disasters to not come in seasons thanks.
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Georgia. There's NOTHING in Georgia and nothing good about it except my wonderful friends there. And maybe the mountain roads up near Helen. That's it, though. Georgia is a place I would have to be dragged to kicking, screaming, crying, and probably sedated.
Everything on the east coat south of Virginia fits the bill for me, though - too much humidity, not enough metropolises, too hot, not mountainous enough, etc. I have absolutely no interest in living there. The northern midwest (the Dakotas, Minnesota, etc) holds no appeal to me, either - shitty weather and nothing really going for it. I liked the little I saw of Chicago, though, so I suppose there could be exceptions. Places like Utah and Nevada hold no appeal to me, either, and California's laws are not to my liking, so I'd prefer not to move there even though I'd probably love the climate in northern Cali and the people.
Vermont and Colorado are the two places I'd like to live. Vermont has the temperatures I tend to like and doesn't seem too humid, and it's quite near the coast. As an added bonus, the coast is rocky up there, which is a favorite thing of mine. Winter beaches are one of my greatest sources of happiness in nature. Colorado is just a place I'm in love with. It's so harsh and the mountains are right there, looming over you - especially when you're close, like in Boulder. It makes me so happy. I can't wait to go back.