What is worse?

[Xandra]

Ok but you guys who think the dirty vagina is worse, imagine you were walking along a dark ally and fall face-first into a pile of human excrement. Would that not be worse than a brief encounter with a maybe, 4 day unwashed vagina?

Animal excrement is one thing, human excrement is a whole 'nother kettle of fish.

 

[blue]

It's not that bad.

But still worse than poop.

This.

Cleanse with napalm or eye bleach.

 

[sassafras]

Well, I don't think it's fair to compare falling face first into the poop with being brushed by the vagina.

Is it possible to fall face-first into a dirty vagina?

 

[Xandra]

Well, I don't think it's fair to compare falling face first into the poop with being brushed by the vagina.

Is it possible to fall face-first into a dirty vagina?

I edited my post for that reason.


FACE FIRST into the 4 day unwashed vagina.

I would take that over alleyway excrement any day.

 

[Saeleofu]

Okay, how about face-first into an alleyway unwashed vagina? I would think there's a lot more you can catch from that than from a pile of poop.

 

[Chewbecca]

Okay, how about face-first into an alleyway unwashed vagina? I would think there's a lot more you can catch from that than from a pile of poop.

UNLESS it's face-first into an alleyway unwashed vagina that belonged to a seriously BUSY hooker.

TOP THAT.

 

[Ellas_Daddy]

Blue Waffle:

Do NOT Google Blue Waffle. Sweet mother of baby jesus.

 

[blue]

Lets just say Ive earned my Red Wings.

 

[Chewbecca]

Lets just say Ive earned my Red Wings.

Earning your red wings on a hooker is NOTHING to brag about.

 

[blue]

My ex's where many things, but none of them where hookers.

 

[DogKisses]

* not gonna google red wings.

Still dead from googling blue waffle. omg. omg. omg. D@mn this thread!

My eyes freaking BURN!

You can have your blue waffles with red wings!

I would have to have a face transplant if either human poop or blue waffles so much as got a inch from my face.

 

[Miakoda]

Red wings? Never. Mind. I'm done with googling terms in this thread!




Lol

 

[blue]

Red wings? Never. Mind. I'm done with googling terms in this thread!




Lol

Yep, it aint pretty.

 

[Xandra]

Red wings, you don't need to google them, just use your imagination. Hint: they wash off.

 

[Izzy's Valkyrie]

Think of a milk mustache... only not.

 

[Dizzy]

Lets just say Ive earned my Red Wings.

Euuuw but WHY.

I can't think of anything less sexy than having someone do that to me at that moment in time. And I am pretty broad minded lol

 

[Miakoda]

Ew. Ewwwewwwewwwewwewww!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[LauraLeigh]

Oh Man…… Been a busy couple of days and come back to this….

Chaz, well… is just Chaz, I have never belonged to a forum that gets into such broad topics…. :rofl1:

As to the OT… I really can't say which would be worse depending on too many variables, poop that comes from a known source, vs alley poop…. vs hooker vagina.. My head hurts… LOL:rofl1:

Euuuw but WHY.

I can't think of anything less sexy than having someone do that to me at that moment in time. And I am pretty broad minded lol

I agree…. I am very open minded, but… Ewwwww….

 

[jess2416]

Euuuw but WHY.

I can't think of anything less sexy than having someone do that to me at that moment in time. And I am pretty broad minded lol

I agree!!

I have done it before, but its just messy, and just EWWWWW lol...


ETA: you forgot a poll option..

Dirty Penis in your face...

 

[Jules]

Why on earth do I still google terms on this forum?!

Eww. This is a good diet plan.