What is worse?

[TehNando]

So...

I'm having a discussion with a certain somebody that may or may not frequent this forum (COUGHnoluCOUGH) and we are trying to figure out what is worse. Don't ask why, just assume it's for the greater good.


Thank you for your interest in science!

 

[Sweet72947]

I voted the dirty vagina would be the worst. I've actually had dog poo on my face before (don't ask) and it was really gross, but after scrubbing the living f. Ck out of my face in the shower I felt clean. Don't know how long it would take to feel clean if I had a dirty vagina on my face!

 

[Wolfineyes]

I would need a new face if that happened to me XD :rofl1:

 

[Izzy's Valkyrie]

Nolu... You have such interesting conversations. <3

 

[Renee750il]

*tries really hard to refrain from making fish paste jokes*

 

[Specsy]

I would need a new face if that happened to me XD :rofl1:

This, and so not clicking an option because definitely ^^^

 

[RD]

Frankly, it depends on the quantity and consistency of the poop.

And are we talking just an unwashed vagina, or are we talking like... a blue waffle hidden beneath a matted pube forest?

DISCLAIMER, FOLKS. DO NOT GOOGLE BLUE WAFFLE IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR DINNER DOWN.

 

[Izzy's Valkyrie]

Frankly, it depends on the quantity and consistency of the poop.

And are we talking just an unwashed vagina, or are we talking like... a blue waffle hidden beneath a matted pube forest?

Did you HAVE to say blue waffle?! Worst idea ever to look that up if you don't know what it is.... Just don't do it folks!

 

[JessLough]

Did you HAVE to say blue waffle?! Worst idea ever to look that up if you don't know what it is.... Just don't do it folks!

This. I said screw the warning... and... yah.... :rofl1:

 

[Xandra]

Frankly, it depends on the quantity and consistency of the poop.

This, and the species it came from. Cow patty on my face= unpleasant. Human waste (especially adult human waste) on my face= a really big problem.

And are we talking just an unwashed vagina, or are we talking like... a blue waffle hidden beneath a matted pube forest?

I also agree with this sentiment. Also, blue waffle, never heard of it but OMG I feel so bad for those poor souls who get it.

 

[noludoru]

I can't believe that only half of you agree with me.

Poop is way worse. Human poop, dog diarrhea, whatevs. Viruses, bacteria, dead blood cells, awful smell. . .

This thread resulted from a polite disagreement we had that crumbled into petty name-calling ("YOU DIRTY VAGINA!" "Whatever, POOP FACE!") and eventually resulted into a mature debate over whose insults were superior. Nando, who could not compose decent argument as to why his was better, decided to put it to a vote so everyone else could decide who is right. So, I beg of you, vote for poop, because I like being right.

 

[Miakoda]

I can't believe I did it. I googled....you know. My eyes have been burned. The pain is unreal. The bile burning my throat is horrific. And the pile of vomit at my feet reeks of....well, vomit. AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I'm sorry, but a dirty vagina/blue waffle/gynoonlyknows is NOT an option. Ever. I will slice my own face off.

 

[Renee750il]

... a blue waffle hidden beneath a matted pube forest?

DISCLAIMER, FOLKS. DO NOT GOOGLE BLUE WAFFLE IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR DINNER DOWN.

I can't believe that only half of you agree with me.

Poop is way worse. Human poop, dog diarrhea, whatevs. Viruses, bacteria, dead blood cells, awful smell. . .

This thread resulted from a polite disagreement we had that crumbled into petty name-calling ("YOU DIRTY VAGINA!" "Whatever, POOP FACE!") and eventually resulted into a mature debate over whose insults were superior. Nando, who could not compose decent argument as to why his was better, decided to put it to a vote so everyone else could decide who is right. So, I beg of you, vote for poop, because I like being right.

Sorry. Grace wins :rofl1:

 

[blue]

Glad I was eating when I googled blue waffle. Still have an iron stomach.

I would probably shoot first and clean with fire if ever presented a blue waffle vagina before letting it touch my face.

 

[Renee750il]

If we get hit with another string of really disgusting sprno spam I'm blaming you guys.

 

[blue]

I was tempted to create a BlueWaffle account just to post in this thread, but Im not gonna start poking the bear. Yet.

 

[Renee750il]

Good call . . .

:rofl1:

 

[Saeleofu]

I voted the dirty vagina would be the worst. I've actually had dog poo on my face before (don't ask) and it was really gross, but after scrubbing the living f. Ck out of my face in the shower I felt clean. Don't know how long it would take to feel clean if I had a dirty vagina on my face!

This! I've had dog poop, elephant poop, cat poop, giraffe poop, rhino poop, hippo poop, and probably some other assorted poops on my face and it's no big deal. I'm pretty sure I've ingested hippo poop before.

 

[milos_mommy]

Sorry Nolu. I gotta agree with Nando on this one.

I'm not googling blue waffle. I have awesome self control.

 

[sassafras]

I'm not googling blue waffle. I have awesome self control.

It's not that bad.

But still worse than poop.