A man and woman, who have never met before, but who are both
married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same
sleeping room on a totally booked transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they
were both very tired and fell asleep quickly he in the upper bunk and
she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am. I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach
into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I
have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that
we're married." "Wow, that's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she
replied. "Get your own damned blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
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A man recently forgot his wedding anniversary, and resultantly, the present for his wife. Angered by this, his wife said:
"I had better wake up in the morning, and find something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 3 seconds, or we're through!"
She woke up to find a scale in the driveway.
Funeral arrangements are for this Friday.
married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same
sleeping room on a totally booked transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they
were both very tired and fell asleep quickly he in the upper bunk and
she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am. I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach
into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I
have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that
we're married." "Wow, that's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she
replied. "Get your own damned blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
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A man recently forgot his wedding anniversary, and resultantly, the present for his wife. Angered by this, his wife said:
"I had better wake up in the morning, and find something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 3 seconds, or we're through!"
She woke up to find a scale in the driveway.
Funeral arrangements are for this Friday.