This is Cute

[darkchild16]

im a redneck and hillbilly too julie!!!! and my truck prolly is worth more then my dads house lol. a 57 chevy pickup

and so true ash i live in summerdale. 30 minutes from gulf shores lol.

You Know You're From a Small Town When...(Talquin Lake FL)
The "road hog" in front of you on Main Street is a farmer's combine.yep

The local phone book has only one yellow page.about that its still very sad looking

Third Street is on the edge of town.ours arent numbered they are named after southern heros

You leave your jacket on the back of the chair in the cafe, and when you go back the next day, it's still there, on the same chair.not yet i usually get soemone callin me

You don't signal turns because everyone knows where you're going, anyway.sometimes

No social events can be scheduled when the school gym floor is being varnished.what gym floor we gotta go to the next town to go to school

You call a wrong number and they supply you with the correct one.sometimes

Everyone knows all the news before it's published; they just read the hometown paper to see whether the publisher got it right.yep

The city limits signs are both on the same post!we dont have city limit signs

The City jail is called amoeba, because it only has one cell.i think we have 2

The McDonalds only has one Golden Arch.we dont have one yet

The one-block-long Main Street dead ends in both directions.yes at the lake and the highway

Second Street is in the next town over.yep

There's no place to go that you shouldn't.depends on who u talk to

A "Night on the Town" takes only 11 minutes.depends on what u do in town

The mayor had to annex property to eat a foot-long hot dog.lol we dont have a mayor that i know of we are concidered the county

The New Year's baby was born in October.actully nov. i think

Running from the cops consists of hiding in the cornfield.more like i dont have to my uncle is the cop(its great)

You have to name six surrounding towns to explain to people where you're from.yea even to ppl from fl

You have to drive five miles out in the country to smoke a cigarette.nope cuz my uncle the cop

Headline news is who grew the biggest vegetable this year.cows

There is no point in high-school reunions because everyone knows what everyone else is doing anyway.yep i know everyone in my class and the 2 in front and behind me

Driving cars up and down the main drag is a universal high school experience.
do it all the time
You can name everyone you graduated with.
i will be able to tell everyone who graduated from there sadly im not going to tho going to school here in summerdale
You know what 4-H is.part of it

You ever went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the middle of a dirt road.yes mine and all my friends oh and at huntin cabins

You said the 'f' word and your parents knew within the hour.yes

You schedule parties around the schedule of different police officers, since you know which ones would bust you and which ones wouldn't - same goes with the game warden.game warden yes cop no since he my uncle

You ever went cow-tipping or snipe hunting.snipe huntin with bb guns cow tippin is MEAN someone did it to one of ours

School gets canceled for state sporting events.county

You could never buy cigarettes because all the store clerks knew how old you were and if you were old enough, they would still tell your folks.yep unless ur parents say its ok which alot of guys here use skoal

When you did find someone old enough and brave enough to buy cigarettes, you still had to go out to the country and drive back roads to smoke them.nope dad knew and uncle cop

You were ever in the Homecoming parade.yep ever since i was 10 for 4-h

You have ever gone home for Homecoming.didnt even go we all had a party at my barn

It was cool to date someone from the neighboring town.yep

You had senior skip day.we do have one and all the parents know when it is too

The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
we will
You don't give directions by street names or references (turn by Nelson's house, go two blocks to the Anderson's turn left and it's four houses left of the football field).yep or just by teh mailbox colors

The golf course had only 9 holesno golf course

You can't help but date a friend's ex-girlfriend.boyfriend but i have

Your car stays filthy because of the dirt roads, and you will never own a dark vehicle for this reason.my truck is alway clay colored

You think kids that ride skateboards are weird.you dont have many places here so yes

The town next to you is considered "trashy" or "snooty" but is actually just like your town.yep

Getting paid minimum wage is considered a great job.yep we usually get under since everyone knows everyone

You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as "rich" people.yep cuz i think theres only 2

The people in the city dress funny, then you pick up on the trend a few years later.yes but dont pick em up not worth the money

You bragged to your friends because you got pipes on your truck for your birthday.i did and the fact that i got a new 4x4 knob for my truck

Anyone you want can be found at either the Dairy Queen or the feed store.
yep and you know when they are going to be there and thats the cool place to hang out
You see at least one friend a week driving a tractor through town.usually my best friend

Football coaches suggest that you haul hay for the summer to get stronger.no cuz i dont play football but they do with the ppl who play

Directions are given using "the" stop light as a referenceyep

The city council meets at the coffee shop.feed store

Your letter jacket was worn after your 19th birthday.sometimes

You have ever taken a trailer or dog to school on a daily basis.ummmmmm maybe a few times ok alot of the time

Weekend excitement involves a trip to the grocery store.
yea cuz u actully get to go to "town"
Even the ugly people enter beauty contests.nope cuz we all know who will win. my bestfriend again

You decide to walk somewhere for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask if you need a ride.yep or ask if im lookin for somethin

Your teachers call you by your older siblings names.no my cuz's

Your teachers remember when they taught your parents.yep and they all worked with my grandparents

You can charge at all the local stores.yes i used to work at most of them

The closest McDonald's is 45 miles away. 1 hr away yep but we are finally getin one YAY

So is the closest mall.i geuss i know its an hour away

It is normal to see an old man riding through town on a riding lawn mower.sadly true

Everyone who played sports had to play on every type of team, or there wouldn't be enough people to have a team.true

Being able to hit a road sign with a beer bottle while driving down the highway is considered a necessary skill.can do that and do still on occations

A cool vehicle had big tires or a bad-ass stereo.
yep mine does
You can remember when your town finally got cable. satellite saddly cable cost to much here

Driving to the party on a four wheeler is quite normal.
ive done that lol
You thought the 30-year-old guy that still was at all the parties was cool.sometimes depends on the guy

The town population increases by one-third when the universities go on break.yep we lived 1 hr from fsu

The best burgers in town are at the rink. so true

You know exactly where to go when the party is at "the lake". yea 5 miles from my house

You lost your virginity at a bush party. no thank god

 

[darkchild16]

and that is so true about good ole country boys thats why they all i date lol

you gotta love grown up on the state border

You Know You're From Georgia When...
Sweet tea is THE drink. No questions. ALL i drink

When a waitress asks what you want to drink and you say Coke, she asks "What kind?" yep i do that all the time

"Ya'll" is a word. yes i use that word religiously

Atlanta is known as "The City." not the part im in

You know the difference between a hillbilly, a redneck, and a Southerner. definalty and im all 3

The one way to be killed in .5 seconds is to talk about somebody's mama or talk bad to somebody's mama. specially with good ole country boys Josh is def. that way

Krispy Kreme dounuts are the only kind of dounuts you eat. KK is THE best

Fried chicken is a major part of your diet. CK see i told you. and i almost died in canada without it for 2 months now i just have josh make it and mashed potatoes and field peas

When the Goverment started telling people to stock up on duck tape, you were waaaaaaaaaay ahead of them. ummmmmm maybe i have just a few rolls i think last count was 10

You walk into someone's house and people are sitting around smoking what they call "the garden" nope they called the porch or yard

On one side of the road there's Wal-Mart and on the other is a cotton field yep and when walmart is the ONLY store

You greet people with"Howdy, Whachu doin?" yep with my thick ole country accent

You know what a 'dawg' is.yep

You know people who consider a six pack and a bug zapper quality entertainment. cough my dad cough

The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road." yep lived on a dirt/clay/gravel road

Your dog and your wallet are both on chains. yes walker has a chain leash

You still call the refrigerator the "icebox". very bad habit lol

You call it a cold Christmas if you don't break out in a sweat in your new sweater. DEFINATLY

Your whole town completely shuts down for 1 inch of snow or just the threat of snow yes cuz we in the south were there isnt snow

You know at least three streets named "Peachtree" yep

You don't know anyone who drinks Pepsi. i do when i do drink soda, alot of rednecks do

The last thing you want to do is give another driver the finger... unless your car is armored, your trigger finger is itchy and your AK-47 has a full clip. yep i always have a gun in my truck and have a gun rack in josh's

It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy. only thing to call it

People actually grow, eat and like okra! yes just not me

 

[Juicy]

The police shoot you for pointing a "walkman" radio at anybody. TRUE

The police shoot you 27 times for putting your hand in a sock and waving it at everybody. TRUE

The police draw their weapons and shoot someone with a red dot laser pointing device, (even if it's not mounted atop a gun). TRUE

The police shoot you for pointing a water-pistol at them. TRUE

The police rear-end your car and give you a ticket for going too slow. TRUE

You rent a car and the first toll you pay is to the thief waiting around the corner.

You rent a car, ask someone for directions, then get mugged.

You rent a car, get on the expressway and get shot for passing somebody.

You exit the expressway downtown and someone forces you to pay them for cleaning your clean windshield. TRUE

You check into a Hotel, call room service and have someone answer, "Ju espeek Espanis"? TRUE

You ask someone for directions and they reply, "parlez vous frances" in Spanish.

You go downtown and buy a great camera for $99, then discover that you must pay at least another $1,000 for the rest of it.

You pay the extra $1,000 then get home and find a little sticker on the underside that reads "refurbished".

You hail a cab and ask to be taken to an American restaurant and the driver just stares at you.

You sail away on a starlight cruise and it rains all night.

 

[zoe08]

So I read all the small town ones, and Texas ones, and some are good, some aren't....now this is what I'm talking about

Rules of Texas:

1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.

2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.

3. They are cattle & oil wells. That's what they smell like to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-20 and I-10 go east and west, I-35 goes north and south. Pick one.

4. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year.

5. So every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.

6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.

7. Yeah, we eat catfish & crawfish. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.

8. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a
religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.

9. We open doors for women. That is applied to all women,
regardless of age.

10. No, there's no "vegetarian special" on the menu. Order steak. Or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham & turkey.

11. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and Picante Sauce! !Oh, yeah.... We don't care what you folks in Cincinnati call that stuff you eat... It AIN'T REAL CHILI!! Chili was born and bred in San Antonio.... and real chili never met a tomato!

12. You bring "coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet, and served over ice. You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.

13. College and High School Football is as important here as the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch.

14. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards -- it spooks the fish.

15. Colleges? Try Texas Tech, Texas A&M, Baylor University, or The University of Texas! They come outta there with an education plus a love for God and country, and they still wave at passing pickups when they come for the holidays.

16. We have more folks in the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines, than any other state, so "Don't Mess with Texas," If you do, you will get whipped by the best.

17. Always remember what our great governor Sam Houston once said:
"Texas can make it without the United States, but the United States can't make it without Texas!"