Here's mine. Renee gave me the idea of adding personal info to the side. Just wanted to let ya'll know it was her idea.
You have a party or a barbeque whenever Alabama plays Auburn in football.
We would be freaks if we didn't. And you better get to the stores early for bar-b-q, steak, and beer. The night of the game, it will be gone and/or the stores will be closed.
You go to Gulf Shores every summer.
Very true. I have only ever been to two other beaches.
You call the Atlanta Braves baseball team "us" like they're actually from Alabama.
So-so. My great grandma was obsessed.
You would much rather visit Florida than California.
I don't know. I have been there so much, I would like to see Cali.
You don't "take", you "carry" or "tote"... as in "You want me to carry you down to the 7-11?"
I never say tote. I usually say take. My family and friends say carry.
A soft drink isn't soda, cola, or pop, it's Coke.
Totally true! I once heard a Northerner say pop and I was completely confused. LOL
You call it a "buggy" and not a shopping cart.
Shopping cart takes too long to say. Buggy is much easier. So, yes very true. There are even positions at local grocery stores called "buggy boys."
You've said "fixin' to," "might could," or "usetacould" during the last week.
Definetely. I know, Southerners chop the English language up horribly... But for some reason it feels natural.
Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
My co-worker's fiance did not want to get married on the day of the Alabama-Auburn game this year, so they compromised and are doing it at home during half-time. I swear that is a true story.
You know the meaning of the phrase "Fobbed again."
Sort of. I know he was gov. and not many liked him.
You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Opelika, Bayou La Batre, and Oneonta.
I can pronounce Eufaula, Opelika, and Oneonta. The other one looks like it could be pronounced many ways.
The Talladega 500 is the biggest sporting event of any sort during the entire year.
Yep. Besides the Alabama-Auburn game.
You know exactly what chitlins and mountain oysters are, and you know someone who eats them anyway.
Yep.
You think that people who complain about the humidity in other states are sissies.
Oh yea. I don't know what no humidity feels like.
You aren't surprised to find rental movies, groceries, ammunition and bait all in the same store.
There is one like that right down the road with all of these things. I accept it as normal as I have grown up around it.
You've missed a wedding or a funeral to go to a football game.
No. Can't say I have. That would be sad.
Asian food is always "CHINESE" regardless of the fact that it may actually be Korean or Japanese or Thai.
Pretty true. I don't know the difference unless it has the actualy word in the name of the restaurant. ie: Japanese Steakhouse.