The female crested gecko at work freaking BIT ME! Many times! It didn't hurt, but it's just sooooooo not like her to do that. I think she was just hungry, though, because she ate all her crickets overnight and when I offered her some CGD this morning she scarfed it down like there was no tomorrow. I did get to check her calcium reserves while my finger was in her mouth, and they looked pretty small.
Also, I just poured a quart of water over myself while I was watching Doctor Who as I forgot I didn't put the lid back on my bottle. Clearly I needed to be wet to get into the whole sinking submarine thing lol.