*Grabs a margherita and his guitar
I really do, appreciate,
The fact you're sittin' here
Your voice sounds so wonderful,
But your face don't look too clear
So barmaid, bring a pitcher,
Another round of brew,
Honey why don't we get drunk, and screw?
Why don't we get drunk, and screw?
I just bought a waterbed,
It's filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen,
Honey I don't think that's true,
So why don't we get drunk, and screw?
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Why don't we get drunk, and screw?
I just bought a waterbed,
It's filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen,
Honey I don't think that's true,
So why don't we get drunk, and screw,
Yeah now baby, I said
Why don't we get drunk, and screw?