The singing and dancing thread

[CanadianK9]

*Walks in and pic up mic and puts on a black cowboy hat*



Run your car off the side of the road
Get stuck in a ditch way out in the middle of nowhere
Or get yourself in a bind lose the shirt off your back
Need a floor, need a couch, need a bus fare

This is where the rubber meets the road
This is where the cream is gonna rise
This is what you really didn't know
This is where the truth don't lie

{Chorus}
You find out who your friends are
Somebody's gonna drop everything
Run out and crank up their car
Hit the gas, get there fast
Never stop to think 'what's in it for me?' or 'it's way too far'
They just show on up with their big old heart
You find out who your friends are

Everybody wants to slap your back
wants to shake your hand
when you're up on top of that mountain
But let one of those rocks give way then you slide back down look up
and see who's around then

This ain't where the road comes to an end
This ain't where the bandwagon stops
This is just one of those times when
A lot of folks jump off

You find out who your friends are
Somebody's gonna drop everything
Run out and crank up their car
Hit the gas, get there fast
Never stop to think 'what's in it for me?' or 'it's way too far'
They just show on up with their big old heart
You find out who your friends are

When the water's high
When the weather's not so fair
When the well runs dry
Who's gonna be there?

You find out who your friends are
Somebody's gonna drop everything
Run out and crank up their car
Hit the gas, get there fast
Never stop to think 'what's in it for me?' or 'it's way too far'
They just show on up with their big old heart
You find out who your friends are

You find out who your friends are
(yeah, yeah)
You find out who your friends are

Run your car off the side of the road
Get stuck in a ditch way out in the middle of nowhere
(Well man, I've been there)
Or get yourself in a bind lose the shirt off your back
Need a floor, need a couch, need a bus fare
(Man, I've been there)

Man, I've been there
Oooh yeah.

 

[~Tucker&Me~]

*applauds CK9*

~Tucker

 

[AgilityPup]

*Wistles and slaps CK9 on the back on the way off the stage!*

 

[corgipower]

w00t!!1!1!

and after puking on agilitypup, i am getting a cab and going home.

 

[CanadianK9]

Ok now who wants the hat?

 

[AgilityPup]

Oh, party pooper..

I say we dance to this song (man, I really dislike this song, but drunk, I *may* tolerate it... )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ffqy8U4ceFA

*dances somemore, sings somemore, even if I have to do it all by my lonesome!*

 

[CanadianK9]

Here ya go AP *puts hat on her*

 

[AgilityPup]

Wait, what!? I have to sing? Oh what will I sing................


do I have to post lyrics too?

 

[CanadianK9]

Nah you just got my hat is all, but you can sing if ya want

 

[AgilityPup]

Awww, it's slowing down... This is where the thread dies isn't it?

Wait, I'll "sing!"

*Grabs mic, and sings as an awful attempt to save the "the singing and dancing thread"*

Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky.
right now he's probably buying her some fruity little drink
cause she can't shoot whiskey.
right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick,
showing her how to shoot a combo
and he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats.
I took a louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires.
maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke..
right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's thinking that he's gonna lucky,
right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo.
and he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat...
I took a louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
cause the next time that he cheats..
oh you know it won't be on me!
no.. not on me..

I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat...
I took a louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
ohh.. maybe next time he'll think.. before he cheats...

ohh... before he cheats...
ohhhh.

 

[~Tucker&Me~]

*feels sick from alcohol*

~Tucker

 

[CanadianK9]

*hands dixie cup to tucker*

here if your gonna spew, spew in this

 

[AgilityPup]

Ck9, maybe a garbage bag would work betteR? maybe, just maybe?

*Passes hat to someone else - now they have to sing*

Come on people, keep the thread alive!

 

[CanadianK9]

Ck9, maybe a garbage bag would work betteR? maybe, just maybe?

Waynes World joke

 

[AgilityPup]

And I wouldn't know... A tad bit to young for that....... Awful isn't it? Everyone knows what Waynes World is.. and I remember it, kinda.... :S

*Dances and sings in a confuzzled manner*

 

[AgilityPup]

**Sobs* sings in an awful key "Its so sad, such a fun thread is DYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"*

 

[CanadianK9]

not its not lol, its just the night shift hasnt gotten on yet lol

 

[AgilityPup]

True, and I need to go soon.... I hate school! Grrrr...

I'll stay on as long as I can though

*Prepares herself for a night of dancing by running to the bathroom to go pee, and picking another song to sing!*

 

[Melissa_W]

People are barfing already? I haven't even brought the tequila yet!

I want to dance with Buckshot, is he already taken?

 

[AgilityPup]

Buckshot hasn't been here yet.... So, hes still sober !

But Im sure he wouldn't mind if you "called him"!