Ten Ways to help your man understand what it's like to have a period

[Juicy]

1. Have him lay down (preferably on a hard surface) and beat him repeatedly in the abdomen with a baseball bat. Get him to turn over and repeat on lower back.
2. **** him off so badly that although he wants to stop screaming at you, he just can't.
3. Fill a condom with corn syrup and make him wear it for five days straight.
4. Rub his inner thighs with 60 grit sandpaper to simulate chafing. Repeat between butt cheeks.
5. Punch him in the chest 150 times, 75 hits on each side.
6. Do not allow him any kind of sexual gratification for 3-5 days. This includes self-stimulation.
7. Smear olive oil all over his face, paying special attention to chin, nose and forehead. Throw some in his hair too.
8. Smash his new, 50" plasma screen TV, forcing uncontrollable sobbing. This might also work for #2.
9. Buy him the ugliest, most unflattering underwear you can possibly find. Make sure you get at least five pairs.
10. Put him in a diaper. The bulkier, the better. Then make him carry one to the bathroom so everyone at his workplace knows he's wearing it.

 

[Paige]

I have had my share of periods and period uncomfortableness, but I'd never in a million years wish that discomfort on anyone else. Not even my worst enemy. Men will never understand periods, being pregnant or the birthing experience. As a woman I'll never understand what it's like to get kicked in the testicles and seeing as I can do that to him whenever I feel like it, I say we'll call it even.

 

[Sweet72947]

That's a funny list, lol, but I don't really understand #6 ?

 

[Juicy]

That's a funny list, lol, but I don't really understand #6 ?

THATS THE WORST ONE!! Ugh! No sex, you can't even play with yourself!

 

[joce]

You think a little bloods going to scare away a guy:lol-sign:

 

[Juicy]

You think a little bloods going to scare away a guy:lol-sign:

True, there is the shower!

 

[Nechochwen]

THATS THE WORST ONE!! Ugh! No sex, you can't even play with yourself!

Says who? Lay down a towel or two and you're good to go.

Not to mention that orgasms help with cramps.

 

[joce]

I thought I was the only one who has looked like a murder victim before for a second

 

[Whisper]

I always thought men should experience a period (the ones who say "Go take a Midol" when you're upset) but then Renee mentioned how whiny and pathetic they'd be so I changed my mind.

 

[Jules]

I always thought men should experience a period (the ones who say "Go take a Midol" when you're upset) but then Renee mentioned how whiny and pathetic they'd be so I changed my mind.

My husband said something along the lines one day when I was being a complete b!tch. I got him good: took a (unused) tampon, dipped it in mixture of ketchup, cranberry juice and strawberry jam, snuck up on him and started beating him in the face with it. All the while yelling at him never to tell me to go take a midol when I am having my period. Ever. Again. The look on his face was precious and he has never done it again, lol

 

[Beanie]

I actually only think #1 is accurate...

 

[Whisper]

My husband said something along the lines one day when I was being a complete b!tch. I got him good: took a (unused) tampon, dipped it in mixture of ketchup, cranberry juice and strawberry jam, snuck up on him and started beating him in the face with it. All the while yelling at him never to tell me to go take a midol when I am having my period. Ever. Again. The look on his face was precious and he has never done it again, lol

:rofl1::rofl1::rofl1::rofl1:

 

[sparks19]

yeah you COULD have sex on your period but I don't know about anyone else but I sure don't feel in the mood at any time during those 5 days. lolI don't feel sexy... I don't feel well... and my uterus hurts so could you please refrain from poking me near anything that's attached to my uterus? thanks lol

 

[Dakotah]

My husband said something along the lines one day when I was being a complete b!tch. I got him good: took a (unused) tampon, dipped it in mixture of ketchup, cranberry juice and strawberry jam, snuck up on him and started beating him in the face with it. All the while yelling at him never to tell me to go take a midol when I am having my period. Ever. Again. The look on his face was precious and he has never done it again, lol

:rofl1::rofl1::rofl1:
That brought tears to my eyes hahaha So funny.

 

[joce]

I think we need a private adult section

I have not worn a pad since my first period so I can't identify with the chaffing,diaper feeling. I recall hating it though!


Its just kind of extra lubrication and it does help the cramps

 

[mrose_s]

The issues I have change every month, sometimes I get cramps so bad I can barely walk, sometimes I feel really bloated, nearly everytime without fail I have about 2 days of feeling really depressed beforehand and just every few months I get this absolute rage for about 3 days beforehand. Like angry enough I could hit someone.
Its interesting living in a house with just me, my mum and sister. We get into sync and then every few months we have a bad month with just a week of constantly almost killing each other.

 

[Saeleofu]

My husband said something along the lines one day when I was being a complete b!tch. I got him good: took a (unused) tampon, dipped it in mixture of ketchup, cranberry juice and strawberry jam, snuck up on him and started beating him in the face with it. All the while yelling at him never to tell me to go take a midol when I am having my period. Ever. Again. The look on his face was precious and he has never done it again, lol

*dies laughing* :rofl1: :rofl1:

 

[noludoru]

Its just kind of extra lubrication and it does help the cramps

This is true.

I can be ridiculously horny during mine sometimes, so I'd definitely consider shower sex. That's only if I wasn't cramping up so much I couldn't walk or stand comfortably, didn't feel super gross and disgusting, and wasn't having wild mood swings.

That's a lot of "ifs." :rofl1:

 

[bubbatd]

Glad it's behind me !!!

 

[Miakoda]

Says who? Lay down a towel or two and you're good to go.

Not to mention that orgasms help with cramps.

ewww....

Am I the only one opposed to this? I have a little motto: "The red sea is a dead sea."