Somebody peed on our bed, and what to make of it?

[M&M's Mommy]

It is my deduction that the hubby did it. Hands down.
It's whomever said that he was probably napping and had an accident, sounds logical.

Ask yourself:
1. Has hubby ever farted and blamed the dogs?
2. Has he ever lost anything and ..............blamed the dogs?
3. Has he ever eaten all of the last of something really good, not left anything
for others and ............blamed the dogs?
4. How many times has hubby, ever, ................blamed the dogs?
5. Has he ever had a little toooooo much partying and peed in the wrong place?????

Maybe you could ask him to take a polygraph test or better yet....do a microscopic test of the area to determine if in fact the specimen is human OR canine???

:lol-sign: Hahaha.. you have wayyyyyyy to much time on your hand, don't you? :lol-sign:

 

[M&M's Mommy]

:yikes: Do you guys have fun yet? Oh dear Moderators, HELP! Can I have this thread locked, pleaseeeee :lol-sign:! They're all after my poor hubby, and I cannot defend him. Poor guy! (he's still my hubby, you know) - So, after much thoughts, I hereby declare that I've decided to believe my husband. He said he didn't do it, so he didn't do it

(I'd still watch him more closely, though) LOL

 

[ToscasMom]

M&M you have been a marvelous sport. Bravo.

I would still watch him though....hehhehee

 

[M&M's Mommy]

M&M you have been a marvelous sport. Bravo.

I would still watch him though....hehhehee

Oh geez. Thanks

 

[ACooper]

Yes M&M, you are a very good sport, and a good wife .......I personally would have joined in bashing my hubby (I love him very much, but I enjoy a good male bash session!)

 

[M&M's Mommy]

Yes M&M, you are a very good sport, and a good wife .......I personally would have joined in bashing my hubby (I love him very much, but I enjoy a good male bash session!)

but.. but this thread was supposed to be about the 3Ms, not my poor, poor hubby . I really do think us Chazzers (when I say us, I automatically included myself ) are masters at twisting & hijacking & changing subjects :lol-sign: I can't tell you how many times I've came across posts where the first post, the middle and the last had nothing to do with each other! Yet we all manage to understand each other (and the thread's original subject) to a certain degree. Aren't we superb?

LOL

 

[ToscasMom]

I can't tell you how many times I've came across posts where the first post, the middle and the last had nothing to do with each other! Yet we all manage to understand each other (and the thread's original subject) to a certain degree. Aren't we superb?

Hey listen, it takes a lot of skill and practice to make a train take a dirt road!

 

[M&M's Mommy]

Hey listen, it takes a lot of skill and practice to make a train take a dirt road!

and it looks like you are the master train conductor! :lol-sign:

 

[ToscasMom]

I knew that was coming. They let me stay here in Chaz because nobody else wants me. It's a charity thang.

 

[M&M's Mommy]

I knew that was coming. They let me stay here in Chaz because nobody else wants me. It's a charity thang.

if you said so yourself, sista! :lol-sign:

 

[Love That Collie]

:lol-sign: Hahaha.. you have wayyyyyyy to much time on your hand, don't you? :lol-sign:

Old habits die pretty darned hard. That's what I get for spending wayyy,
wayyyy too many years being an investigator and much of that time with attorneys :yikes: hehehehehe

 

[M&M's Mommy]

Old habits die pretty darned hard. That's what I get for spending wayyy,
wayyyy too many years being an investigator and much of that time with attorneys :yikes: hehehehehe

You mean you are someone who knows about laws and a REAL prosecutor :yikes: What chance does my hubby stand to prove that he's innocent now?

 

[Love That Collie]

You mean you are someone who knows about laws and a REAL prosecutor What chance does my hubby stand to prove that he's innocent now?

LOL, know about laws? Yes........ Prosecutor? ....Oh good God NOOOO :yikes:
But I know/worked with plenty of them, shhhhhh. Hubby has all the reprieve from the sentencing all of us here have given him (court of popular opinion <BG>) in that you have decided that he's not done THE deed, as a good wife, I guess that he's been found not guilty at home. (but he'd really be totally exonerated if he'd just submit to testing of the evidence at the crime scene):lol-sign:

 

[M&M's Mommy]

*Sigh* And how foolish I am to think that by my declaration of him not guilty he's off the hook for good (Well, at least I can use it to my advantage when I wanted something from him. I can totally see myself saying "See honey, I stood by your side, I defended you when everyone else was against you.." :lol-sign: )

 

[ToscasMom]

Well, at least I can use it to my advantage when I wanted something from him. I can totally see myself saying "See honey, I stood by your side, I defended you when everyone else was against you.."

No no no! You have to say it this way:

"See honey, I stood by your side, I defended you when everyone else was against you, even though I know you did it.."

 

[M&M's Mommy]

No no no! You have to say it this way:

"See honey, I stood by your side, I defended you when everyone else was against you, even though I know you did it.."

I knew it!! I knew it!! It was on the tip of my mouth (uh, my fingers when I typed it), but I deliberately left it out so you could fill it in (and feel the satisfaction that follows )

I can't believe I'm still this nice to you :lol-sign:!

 

[ACooper]

You can't blame her for taking the train through the dirt again...............it's so fun to watch isn't it? LOL

 

[ToscasMom]

....hanging head...