I agree 10000%. My body says "hell no" to all forms of birth control. Ok, so maybe my brain does the talking for condoms. And my whole self does the talking about abstinence, but seriously! I think we could all do without the hell our bodies are put through. We're designed to have sex, so why does it have to result in a baby when we just really, really, don't want one right now?
My FEET swelled so much on the monophasic birth control. It was ridiculous. I had to buy bigger shoes. Seriously ridiculous.