Sexual Preference?

[Renee750il]

Lawd NO! The man's teeth are almost as imposing as John Elways! The idea on him being a cunning linguist terrifies me! :yikes:

Ah, I don't think that's a worry. He's Mormon and I'd bet that, like Republicans, they don't DO that sort of thing

 

[HoundedByHounds]

:lol-sign:
you're right...that's more up Gene Simmons alley. NOT that I want him near MY alley, either!

 

[Renee750il]

:lol-sign:
you're right...that's more up Gene Simmons alley. NOT that I want him near MY alley, either!

ROFL! The one phrase that's bouncing around in my head now is "ALLEY-OOP!"

 

[Gustav]

I feel sick... The words, cunning, linguist and Donnie, Osmond used in conjunction should be illegal.. It's certainly morally wrong! :yikes:

Oh man, I will never sleep tonight!

 

[Renee750il]

Guess you will have to find something to take your mind off of it all . . . .

 

[Gustav]

Guess you will have to find something to take your mind off of it all . . . .

Yeah like peeling all my skin off with an acid bath, rubbing salt and vinegar in the wounds, and THEN.. Watching Liza Minnelli live.. All that pales into insignificance compared to the thought of the Osmondator!

 

[probe1957]

Poor Billy/Probe. It is easy to see that they all want him and followed him over here.

There will, no doubt, be some denial of that clearly obvious fact.

 

[probe1957]

I guarantee this is the the first time the above has happened to Billy.

Now THAT was cold.

 

[probe1957]

<drivel snipped>But that doesn't mean that being on the same forum as him, doesn't scare the crap out of me:yikes:

You have good reason to fear me. In fact, I am composing one as we type. :yikes:

 

[HoundedByHounds]

Colllddd bloodeddddd (in best Rick James/Dvid Chappelle voice) :lol-sign:

Billy we only pick on you because we know big manly men like you, measure their manliness by the amount of prodding they can take while remaining stoic and unmoved.

 

[probe1957]

Emails can be fudged silly. ALWAYS deny. lol.

A major problem with that theory is I have open forum posts where she admitted asking.

 

[probe1957]

<snipped>and I must say I'm very pleased with our upsurge of freshmen. You guys are awesome.

Perhaps that is true but somehow you forgot to mention that I am the very best of the lot. Please don't let it happen again.

 

[Renee750il]

Perhaps that is true but somehow you forgot to mention that I am the very best of the lot. Please don't let it happen again.

Well, then, show us. We need proof

 

[Renee750il]

Colllddd bloodeddddd (in best Rick James/Dvid Chappelle voice) :lol-sign:

Billy we only pick on you because we know big manly men like you, measure their manliness by the amount of prodding they can take while remaining stoic and unmoved.

OH! Are you making a reference to his sexual preferences? opcorn:

 

[HoundedByHounds]

Well, then, show us. We need proof

Umm you realize he's going to drop his pants now right? I am SO outta here...lmao.

 

[Renee750il]

Umm you realize he's going to drop his pants now right? I am SO outta here...lmao.

How come? To make us laugh? opcorn:

 

[HoundedByHounds]

Well he usually says "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!" (ya know like in Clash of the Titans) before he flashes people...but imo it's more like

"RELEASE THE SEA MONKEY!"

 

[Renee750il]

And, let me guess . . . . then he asks you if you want to touch his monkey?

 

[HoundedByHounds]

Yes...
but that's only technically possible with nanotechnology.

 

[probe1957]

Billy we only pick on you because we know big manly men like you, measure their manliness by the amount of prodding they can take while remaining stoic and unmoved.

If there is an award for how much crap one can put into a single sentence, this is certainly in the running. :lol-sign: