Men....and dancing.....= TERROR

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Saje

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Steve can not dance, will not dance, SHOUD not dance... unless he's drunk. :rolleyes: In which case he grabs me in a big bear hug and we sort of move. At this point more of the swaying is because he is using me to keep upright and more than once he has taken me down with him. It's quite annoying. Fortunately it's rare. I do NOT want to dance with my boyfriend.
 
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Renee750il said:
If you think about it, though, it's really mostly men of the Caucasion persuasion who shouldn't dance :D
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HAHAHA Sooo true. I have seen few who can. Brandon refuses to dance.
 
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Debi said:
I've tried and tried....and just can't get a handle on what happened with the fridge door...or near the fridge door...or with the fridge door. :eek: I've had some totally wacky scenerios floating thru my brain.....I keep coming back to the table. oh...wait....that's another story....and it was us....nevermind. :)

geez, I hope you didn't get hit with the fridge door. (don't you just hate when that happens?)
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In a nut-shell, Lorri couldn't figure out why the fridge light kept going off when she knelt to get something off the bottom shelf.
 
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Like I said, my husband is a pretty decent dancer when he's sober. He gets worse when alcohol is involved. Infamous example:

We were at a club. Hubby kept drinking. The next thing I know, someone's shouting "Hey, check out the big guy!" (Hubby is 6'5 and 300 lbs). There he is, in the middle of the dance floor, doing the robot. Or perhaps I should say, the drunken robot. Did I mention they were playing hip-hop music? He still hasn't lived that one down.

Or at my cousin's wedding reception. AWESOME party. We both had waay too much to drink. They were playing a lot of fast dance mixes. They they threw in a slow dance. Hubby is too drunk to notice, so continues trying to shake his moneymaker. I said "No, this is a slow dance!" and he says "But that's boring!" And keeps at it. I was fortunately able to get him off the dance floor pretty quickly.
 
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Remember:
You have the power!
LOL, just tell him that Crazy (and yes, make sure you tell him CRAZY) said he better go to a dance studio with you!
(lol)
 
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AndrewF said:
gaddylovesdogs said:
LOL!! I don't get it - if I were a guy, I'd much prefer to look like an idiot when I was sober than when I was drunk....then I wouldn't look like a COMPLETE idiot.
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.......you raise an interesting point. However, alcohol is the ultimate scape-goat. How often have we all heard "I was too drunk to remember doing that!"?
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Yes, but when people are drunk they look like COMPLETE idiots and it's easier to use that to blackmail them then if they're sober and only aren't complete. LOL
 
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