K they get along all magical, do they stay out of trouble all magical?
If so, i'll take:
5 jack russels
2 border collies
3 aussies
a doberboy
A fila!
a couple greyhounds as interior design couch accessories
a standard poodle
a german shepherd
a couple of pitties
some hound dogs with big floppy ears (black and tan coonhounds, blue tick coonhounds, bloodhound....one of each)
a neo mastiff
an english mastiff
an american bulldog
a german shorthaired pointer
a boston terrier
a bullmastiff or two
a presa just like Grissom
a rhodesian rhidgeback
a great dane
a bernese mountain dog
a couple sibes
a couple malamutes
three labs (one of each)
a brittany
a rottie
a dalmation
a native american indian dog
a briard
an old english sheepdog
some goldens, maybe two or three
an irish setter
of course, the briard would have her own hairdresser...and we'd have a REALLY, REALLY big bed. A big trail going out back that it magically constantly snows on, but the rest of the farm is always nice and warm. We sled on the trail, and maybe skijour, but my legs magically never get broken.
We've also got a giantic pool and a pond with a big dock for dock jumping. a flock of sheep for my sheepdogs and some pretend intruders for my guard dogs to scare away....a go-to-ground tunnel surrounding the house for the JRTs....full size agility course, and maybe a lure course for my greys. And a ballroom dedicated to doggy-dancing. Magically, i've suddenly developed the ability to dance without looking like an epileptic fish. of course, my pits and maybe berners and such can do carting any time they want.
And of course, one of those ball machines that magically never runs out of balls. Or maybe i'll just teach the dogs to drop the balls back into the machine after the fetch. We will of course have hired personel who ever so often go missing and my puppers have got to find them. And some raccoon and squirrels to hunt, pidgeons to point, pheasants to set, ducks to retrieve, etc.
And Milo will have his own bathroom with a jacuzzi tub and a disco ball so he can simultaneously make a huge mess in the bathroom and chase the little lights. The greyhounds will have a sunroom in which the floor is in fact a waterbed....or a swedish temperpedic mattress. Waterbeds are so 90s. The temperpedic mattress will of course be sectioned off and set individually to each dogs desired firmness.
And a huge sandbox. Full of mud. With cookies hidden in it.
This was super-fun. Now i've got to go play mario-kart.
(i know i mentioned a never-ending supply of balls and...firmness...and such....but remember kids, No Mind Soap Weekend is over)