How many times a day do you poop?

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hahah Paige, you are awesome. I was actually totally thinking of posting this like 2 days ago, but decided not to.

I usually go 1-2 times a day...thats pretty normal. If i eat really crappy quality food though, ill only go like every other day and get all constipated.

I know someone who only goes once a WEEK!!!! That is BAD!
 

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Not at all. The only interesting thing a penis can do is write a name in the snow. Poop... well. You can fling it, make pottery, send it off for testing .... shall I continue
 

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Paige ... hadn't heard the 2nd verse !!!! Many here won't remember having to pay for stall though !!!
 

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Don't have to pay for the toilet here either. I would rather just go outside so....
 

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I used to go twice every three days.. and it would be on the same day.

Now it's once every two days or so, and sometimes every day.. Ick.
 

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Wait until you are well into your seventies and wonder as you're in the grocery aisle ..... fart or poop !!
 

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<gag> Eeeeewwwwww! You guys are so gross!
;) I love you guys, but i think i may puke LOL.
I have a really gross poop story involving poop in a container and a whole lot of people throwing up. I don't like to go into details. Not a fond night to remember.
 

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Well, there's a few things that play a role in how many times you poo in a day. Diet is a huge factor. If you eat things high in fiber or perhaps over do the grease and fat... you will have more bowel movements. Activity can play a role as well as water consumption. People have a different rate of peristalsis which is the movenment of your poo through your intestines.

What might be "normal" for one person may not be normal for someone else. It also matters how much your body utilizes what you eat. If you utilize more... you poo less. If your poo floats then you can just about say you have a diet high in fat...lol. If the turd sinks.. you are eating foods lower in fat.

I know people that poo everytime they use the bathroom and I know people that poo every other day or every few days.
 

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A little side line here . Watch out what you call it to your kids . My Mom put me on the pot early ..... When I went , I said " bin " followed by a smile and a " dah " . My Mom thought that was cute and asked from that day forward if I had to go " bin-dah " . Wish she had changed the term when I raise my hand in 1st grade to be excused to go Bindah !!!! Poop was not in her vocabulary .....I called it a BM from day one with my kids .
 

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