How many dogs does it take to...... These are the answers from dogs when asked "How many dogs does it take to put in a light bulb?" Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp! Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me! Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . . Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch. Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark. Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover. Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there... Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle... Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb? (added by Renee) German Shepard: I'll guard the lightbulb while you decide. Back off! Chow Chow: I'm with the malamute. After I take my nap, that is! Akita: I'm with the chow and malamute - what's for dinner? Jack Russell: I can reach it! I can reach it - I just KNOW I can! Another 20 jumps and it's ALL mine!! Fila: I'm with the Malamute, Chow and Akita. You can pet me while the border collie's busy and I'll guard you from the others while you're petting ME! Did I mention I'll be getting ALL of the attention while he's busy changing the lightbulb?