How many dogs does it take to......

Discussion in 'Dog Jokes and Cartoons' started by megabiznes, Dec 4, 2003.

  1. gaddylovesdogs

    gaddylovesdogs no touchy

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    Westie: Show me the treats first.

    Pointer: There's the light bulb...I see it....I see it...I see it....

    Greyhound: If it isn't moving I'm not going to do anything with it.
     
  2. Babyblue5290

    Babyblue5290 Happy Meal. Yum.

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    What about one for a Great Dane?
    I'm not good with jokes so if anyone thinks of one... :)
     
  3. Babyblue5290

    Babyblue5290 Happy Meal. Yum.

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    How about
    Great Dane: Do any of you need to reach the lightbulb by climbing on my back???????????
    I found it on another website...shhh ;)
     
  4. Saje

    Saje Island dweller

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    Newfoundland: sorry I broke the lightbulb with my tail
     
  5. bubbatd

    bubbatd Moderator

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    just got into this...Love it !!! Standard Show Poodle..." Darlin', you don't want me to mess up my nail polish do you ?"
     
  6. Renee750il

    Renee750il Felurian

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    ROFLMAO! I can see that one, Grammy!
     
  7. Gustav

    Gustav Don't encourage me..

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    Bloodhound: Where's that lightbulb, i'm going to seek it out and then i'm going to rescue the old one!!
     
  8. Ash47

    Ash47 Taco Dog

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    I think the more accurate Chihuahua saying would be: My bark is b-b-bigger than my b-b-bite, and I will SCARE the lightbulb back into the screw!... If I can s-s-stand still l-l-l-o-n-n-ng enough! BARK!! :rolleyes:
     
  9. Ash47

    Ash47 Taco Dog

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    The cat (any breed): You want to me to do what?? Wait... you want me to move out of this sunny spot on the floor?

    The Chow: But I just moved last night! And I can't do it unless my owner tells me too.

    The Shih-Tzu: I would be happy to do it if it will make you happy! Because I am happy. And beautiful, but can't forget happy!

    Pekingnese: I would pick it up for you, but my face is too flat to do so... Therefore, I am going to get my hair done. Good Luck!

    Pit Bull: Does my owner want me to? If so, I will go fetch it and put it in, all while smiling and showing my gorgeous white smile.
     
  10. darkchild16

    darkchild16 We are Home.

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    heres another one for a pittie but all i want to do is sleep mama the onlything ill do is cuddle it *snore* lol
     
  11. poeluvr

    poeluvr New Member

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    Dalmation: The way i see it is black and white, someone anyone! just climb up and change that light bulb!!!1
     
  12. avenlee

    avenlee New Member

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    LOL these are are so funny!

    Cocker Spaniel (mine doesn't pee on the carpets lol) : As soon as I can get my tail to stop wagging, I'll get to it!

    Westie: hmmmm let me see if I can dig one up around here (to change it)!
     
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    BorzoiBoy Russian Wolfhound

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    Borzoi: I'll pin it down so the collie can rope N bag it. But first, let me run 20 times around it, ok?
     
  14. Barb04

    Barb04 Love my pets Staff Member

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    Anatolian: Did someone say something to me?
     
  15. Renee750il

    Renee750il Felurian

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    Shiva: "I don't need light to find the food, sillies!"
    Kharma: "Neither do I, and if there's no light, no one can see it was me and will think Shiva did it!"
     
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    nicco Wolfpack

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    LOL Renee!!!:D

    THE CAT'S ANSWER: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs (duuuhhh). So, the real question is "How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

    ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF. :D
     
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    SandStone_Kennels New Member

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    Border Collie: Ok, just a sec. i need to figure out which lead fits where and is A+ goes with b-.... Hmmmm. Might have to look it up...

    Standed poodle: You think what? Lets see... Well, if i don't want to get my nails dirty or my pur-rity coat messed up, then i think not. Go get Border Collie Senior to do it. Put the pay on me!
     
  18. beagle_lovergirl

    beagle_lovergirl Stare at my avatar....

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    Beagle:Can I chew the old one to pieces?
     
  19. keyodie

    keyodie Keyozilla

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    lol that's funny! I had a good laugh at that one (silent laugh)
     
  20. TheWonderPuppies

    TheWonderPuppies Pres. Of Gutter Club.....

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    sheltie:runs around in circle is it alive ????!!! ill like it it willbe ok! will someone please go get a replacment i want to revive thenone thtas lost!!!!!HELP i trhink its gone forever
     

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