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This one speaks VOLUMES ;)

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
 
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Things to do today: Get up. Survive. Go back to bed.

Good friends will take your drink away when they think you've had enough - but your best friends will look at you tripping over your own two feet and say "Drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste that kinda sh*t!"

True friendship isn't being inseperable. It's being seperated and nothing changes.

I've made mistakes in my life. I've let people take advantage of me, and I accepted way less then I deserve. But, I've learned from my bad choices and even though there are some things I can never get back and people who will never be sorry, I'll know better next time and I won't settle for anything less then I deserve.

Certain things are just worth waiting for.

I'm not skipping school. I'm on a self-motivated field trip.

Live your life.

I like the whole single, party, fun thing but I love the whole taken, he loves me, I'm his girl thing.

I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so you can appreciate them when they're right, you believe less so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together. -Marilyn Monroe

The simple things mean the most.

Every day is a fashion show and the world is your runway...

Things to do at Walmart...#52...hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me! pick me!"

I love the drunken nights I'll never remember with the friends I'll never forget.

Where words fail, music speaks.
 
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I'm not random. I just have many unconnected thoughts.

Do what makes you happy. Be with who makes you smile. Laugh as much as you breathe. And love as long as you live.

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. -Marilyn Monroe

There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore, and who always will so don't worry about people from your past. There's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

Never give up on someone you can't go a day without thinking about.

If he's dumb enough to walk away, be smart enough to let him go.

I don't miss you. I miss the person I thought you were.

You wonder why I don't talk to you anymore, and please believe me when I say it's not that I don't want to, it's just that everything I want to say, I can't tell you anymore.

Behind every beautiful girl, there's a dumb*ss guy who did her wrong and made her strong.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and can always be replaced.

You'll never leave where you are until you decide where you'd rather be.

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

Procrastinators unite...tomorrow.
 

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On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten."
So God agreed.

On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks and make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"
And God agreed.

On the third day God created the cow. "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves, and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty."
And God agreed again.

On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years."
Man said, "What? Only twenty years? Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, and the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back, that makes eighty, okay?"

Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."

So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

- Unknown
 
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#25
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" And then it hits me.

There's three things in life every girl needs: love to make her weak, alcohol to make her strong, and best friends when both things make her hit the floor.

I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

Well-behaved women rarely make history.

Here's to life. Hanging out, making out, sneaking out, passing out. Whatever happens, happens. No regrets.

Life is too short to worry about stupid sh*t. So have fun, get drunk, fall in love, say what you wanna say and do what you want to do. Regret nothing, and don't let people who don't matter, bring you down.

Life isn't about finding yourself. It's about creating yourself.

Love isn't finding someone you can live with. It's finding someone you can't live without.

I promise that we will stay best friends forever and when we are old we will be tearing up the nursing home in our hot pink wheelchairs.

The worst way to miss someone is when they're right beside you and yet you know you can't have them.
 

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" when life gives you a lemon ....make lemonade " ......... " I felt like a pair of sneakers at a black tie event "
 
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"To live only for some future goal is shallow. It's the sides of the mountain that sustain life, not the top."
 

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#33
" I'd rather have a bottle in front of me , than have a frontal lobotomy "
 

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"Youth ends when egotism does; maturitiy begins when one lives for others"--Hermann Hesse Gertrude
 

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