What have my dogs destroyed? Get the popcorn, this is going to be a long post! No offense intended towards you small dog owners, but I smile when I see you post something like "OMG he chewed up a sock!" My mom's the same way with her maltese. She'll call me saying "Scandal went on a tear today! She chewed up a pencil and two of the grandbaby's crayons!" :rofl1:
There is a reason why my boys are called the Horsemen of the Apocalypse. When they were younger, they were both absolute terrors. Zeus was the worst chewer I ever encountered, and Voodoo was a canine tornado. Here's what Zeus destroyed as a pup. For the sake of brevity, I'll leave out the stuff under $100.
-Brand-new pair of $200 workboots.
-Hand-embroidered Chinese silk scroll
-A shop vac. Even worse, it was a shop vac we had borrowed.
-X-Box controllers
-Several pairs of nice dress shoes. In one day.
-A very nice Snap-on Tools ice chest.
And Voodoo---well, he's Voodoo. The Chaos Demon. He wasn't anywhere near as much of a chewer as Zeus, but I think he tops the charts as, financially, our most destructive dog ever. He has destroyed:
-The fence. Twice. Cannonballed straight through the woodwork. We eventually had to replace the whoe section with rod iron.
-The window. He charged through the living room window one day. Cost of vet bills + repair. Still don't know what he was thinking.
-The drywall in the bathroom. Did I mention I had just finished repainting it? Had to redo it. I bet Home Depot loves us.
-Dog crate. He got bored one day and decided to rip the bars off the front.
-The couch. He has a weakness for foam. When our old couch cushions popped open at the zipper and exposed the foam, he ended up ripping off quite a few chunks. Thank God it's a secondhand freebee couch.
And guess what happened when you combined the two mischief makers? This is what I came home to one day. Shredded cushions, foam, blankies and shoes (also ruined) scattered everywhere. And that living room was spotlessly clean when I left.
Then there was the time I left one of dining room chairs outside.
And let's not forget their very first victim---the poor, defenseless mop! Notice the perfectly good dog toys right next to it?
So yeah. Living with the boys has been an adventure.