So if you ever get tired of cleverbot, try this:
1. Go to translate.google.com
2. Type in any sentence that comes to mind.
3. Translate the sentence from english to Japanese.
4. Copy and paste the Japanese into the box and then translate the Japanese to Chinese.
5. Copy and paste the Chinese into the box and then translate back to English.
6. You have now successfully translated your sentence to Engrish.
Some of them don't turn out well, but you get a few gems like these:
"I find research papers to be inexplicably exhausting and dull."
became
"Research report, I feel bewildered tired and boring."
"Your nose is too big for school."
became
"The nose is the size of your school."
"Mrs. Carman is my AP english teacher and she likes action verbs."
became
"Kalman is my wife's AP English teacher communication, action verbs like her."
1. Go to translate.google.com
2. Type in any sentence that comes to mind.
3. Translate the sentence from english to Japanese.
4. Copy and paste the Japanese into the box and then translate the Japanese to Chinese.
5. Copy and paste the Chinese into the box and then translate back to English.
6. You have now successfully translated your sentence to Engrish.
Some of them don't turn out well, but you get a few gems like these:
"I find research papers to be inexplicably exhausting and dull."
became
"Research report, I feel bewildered tired and boring."
"Your nose is too big for school."
became
"The nose is the size of your school."
"Mrs. Carman is my AP english teacher and she likes action verbs."
became
"Kalman is my wife's AP English teacher communication, action verbs like her."