Another Fun Activity for Procrastinators

[keyodie]

So if you ever get tired of cleverbot, try this:

1. Go to translate.google.com
2. Type in any sentence that comes to mind.
3. Translate the sentence from english to Japanese.
4. Copy and paste the Japanese into the box and then translate the Japanese to Chinese.
5. Copy and paste the Chinese into the box and then translate back to English.
6. You have now successfully translated your sentence to Engrish.

Some of them don't turn out well, but you get a few gems like these:

"I find research papers to be inexplicably exhausting and dull."
became
"Research report, I feel bewildered tired and boring."

"Your nose is too big for school."
became
"The nose is the size of your school."

"Mrs. Carman is my AP english teacher and she likes action verbs."
became
"Kalman is my wife's AP English teacher communication, action verbs like her."

 

[Renee750il]

You REALLY don't want to write this paper, do you? :rofl1:

 

[Laurelin]

Procrastination for the win! (I'm writing a paper too)

"Ogden mainly focuses this article on the scientific history surrounding AIDs and immunology and virology during the Cold War era."

"Ogden is mainly the history of science, immunology and AIDS during the Cold War, this article is dedicated to the science surrounding the virus."

 

[keyodie]

Renee - You have no fudging idea. xD

Laurelin - LMAO. Turn in your paper like that. It'll add your own style to it, to spice it up.

"The animated Breakfast-Table discussions along with the essays, poems, and delightfully precise analogies disseminated throughout coalesce into an insightful document of his experiences and fascinating philosophical thoughts." became

"Breakfast animated prose, poetry, through the combination of accurate affinity fun, discussion and insightful and fascinating experience of his philosophy of file table spread."

WHAT. xDDDDD

 

[eddieq]

Using an phrase from an old Monty Python skit:

One of the conditions of the will was that I, myself, should not reveal the question.

One of the conditions will be myself, not to disclose the problem.

 

[jess2416]

To whom it may concern, I no longer give a flying f**k

Some people worry for me, no one can no longer take care of

LOOOOOL

 

[eddieq]

Another movie quote:

If only I'd spent more time playing catch with you instead of spending that time training my mind and body to kill you in a machete fight.

If only I will catch you, and not spend too much time to train, I spent my physical and mental kill you in a machete fight.