ok so i could come up with many funny ones...
but the scariest one i ever have had the displeasure of meeting was something his owner called a "minature greatdoodle" his fater was a chihuahua, his mother was a greatdane x poodle and she was studding him out to others that wanted a "hypoalergenic greatdane for small spaces" for $500 a pop. i wanted to drop kick her.
not to mention it was the weirdest looking for in the world...it was about the size of a large cocker/springer, built like a dane in terms of deep chest narrow waist long legs long thin tail, a messy semi curly medium lenght coat, and the head looked like a cross between a chihuahua and dane (high dome of a chi but muzzle of a dane) and HUGE half pricked ears...it was definatly a face only a mother cold love...and worse, he had the attitude of a badly spoilt chihuahua, and the strength of a dane.