Well, here's my little bit of levity. You know you're a new dog owner when.... (and feel free to add to it 
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1) You smell more like your dog than he/she does
2) You put your hand in your jacket pocket and there's dog treats inside
3) You put your hand in your other jacket pocket and feel a plastic bag (stoop & scoop)
4) An exciting afternoon is going to the pet-store to by your dog a new toy
5) You haven't been to a certain store in a while because of their 'no dogs allowed' sticker
6) Your most recent greatest acheivement is having taught your dog to roll over or sit or lie down or what-ever you're currently working on
7) You put more thought into your dogs diet than your own.
8) Your child/children do something really good and you automatically say 'gooood boy/girl'
9) The last time you had more than 1 beer while out with friends coincides with when you brought your dog home
Hope you all enjoyed
)1) You smell more like your dog than he/she does
2) You put your hand in your jacket pocket and there's dog treats inside
3) You put your hand in your other jacket pocket and feel a plastic bag (stoop & scoop)
4) An exciting afternoon is going to the pet-store to by your dog a new toy
5) You haven't been to a certain store in a while because of their 'no dogs allowed' sticker
6) Your most recent greatest acheivement is having taught your dog to roll over or sit or lie down or what-ever you're currently working on
7) You put more thought into your dogs diet than your own.
8) Your child/children do something really good and you automatically say 'gooood boy/girl'
9) The last time you had more than 1 beer while out with friends coincides with when you brought your dog home
Hope you all enjoyed
