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Santas warned 'ho ho ho' offensive to women Wed Nov 14, 11:04 PM ET



Santas in Australia's largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas's traditional "ho ho ho" greeting because it may be offensive to women, it was reported Thursday.

Sydney's Santa Clauses have instead been instructed to say "ha ha ha" instead, the Daily Telegraph reported.

One disgruntled Santa told the newspaper a recruitment firm warned him not to use "ho ho ho" because it could frighten children and was too close to "ho", a US slang term for prostitute.

"Gimme a break," said Julie Gale, who runs the campaign against sexualising children called Kids Free 2B Kids.

"We are talking about little kids who do not understand that "ho, ho, ho" has any other connotation and nor should they," she told the Telegraph.

"Leave Santa alone."

A local spokesman for the US-based Westaff recruitment firm said it was "misleading" to say the company had banned Santa's traditional greeting and it was being left up to the discretion of the individual Santa himself.




This is downright obsured.
 
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ya, i can not beleive what this world is coming too, santa's been around along time, watch pretty soon they will put Santa on a diet because he is not showing a responsible eating lifestyle..


i can see it now

little sally "mamma are we gonna leave santa cookies and milk this year?"
Mom "no, sally, santa is a diabetic and we have now have to leave him fresh veggies and salads, and instead of milk, because he is lactose intolerant, we have to leave him bottled water.... ** shakes head, what is this world coming too**
 

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I cant imagine someone actually thought of that with SANTA i mean come on. LOL Im from the generation that would think of that to since Im only 19 and god they are ruining santa.

Hounded now i cant stop laughing LMAO. I think they have a vid of it on yahoo but i dont have speakers.
 

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Santa Pimp and Madame Claus!

"Pimpin ain't easy kid...sit on my knee and tell me whatchoo want for Christmas...and I will tell you how to earn it!"

Okay I'll stop now...
 

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Brings new meaning to the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"...
All I am thinking now is that Dave Chappelle show with Wayne Brady...

'You said we were going to the ATM!'
'This IS the ATM,...come here girl..'
'You got my money?'
'NO?'
'Is Santa Claus..gonna have to get outta this sleigh....and choke a ----- ?'
 

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LMAO Omg im never going to be able to look at a mall santa again. And i jsut remembered that my bro is playing Santa for the greyhound fundraiser we do every christmas OMG!!!
 

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OMG Hounded.... you're bringing new realms of funny to poor Santa.

I can't believe the "ha ha ha" thing is going to stand, though. "ho ho ho" isn't a big deal even here.. yeesh.
 

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