Worst Christmas presents?

Gempress

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Disclaimer: I intended this to be a little bit of Christmas fun, not grinchy. ;)

I know it's the thought that counts, and every gift is appreciated. But I'm sure that there are times where a gift is not *quite* optimal. So I was wondering...what was the worst Christmas gift you ever received?

Mine happened when I was 12 years old. My aunt, bless her, has some of the worst fashion sense known to man. She sent me a flourescent-yellow party dress. It was horrid. Big poofy sleeves, frilly silk collar and a skirt that went down to the floor. And the entire dress was covered in layers and layers of gaudy yellow ruffles, lace and bows. I swear you could see that thing from space. You know those poofy mesh body scrubbers that are so popular nowdays? That's what the dress looked like. ROFL, it was so bad that my mother didn't even make me wear it! I did wear it once when my aunt visited (my choice), but fortunately I outgrew it quickly.

My hubby had a really funny situation in his family. One of his aunts gave all the kids in the family the exact same gift. It didn't matter if you were 3 or 17, she gave you the same gift as all the other kids.

When he was 16, she bought them all little red wagons. And when he was 17, his aunt gave them all PeeWee Herman throw blankets! After the PeeWee blanket debacle, one of the adults tactfully took Auntie aside and offered to help her shop next year. :lol-sign:
 

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ROFLOL at Gempress!

I was 12 and my "friend" got me a punch bowl for christmas :rolleyes: Okay it is still in the attic :lol-sign: I think I only used it once lol Oh and last year my aunt and uncle got me a GREEN blanket! :yikes: And it is a puke green lol I have never used it!
 

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My ex once bought me a phone for X'mas because I'd moved in with him and he was sick of me complaining because there was no line. /This was in the dark days before mobiles BTW). I was delighted with the thoughtful gesture until I asked him when the phone company were coming to connect us and he looked at me in confusion. He thought you just plugged it into the wall. LOL
 

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last year my aunt and uncle got me a GREEN blanket! :yikes: And it is a puke green lol I have never used it!
Ahh I know what blanket *I* would be giving to the inlaws when they visited for the night... MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
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The worst, very worst thing I got from my skank oldest sister was a very pretty throw pillow with the words "High Maintenance" stitched delicately on one side. This from the woman who, among other low-maintenance activities, vanished off the face of the earth for five years only to reappar with a different man, two children and a seemingly endless array of reasons she needs to: borrow the car, move in, borrow money, go to court, fight with the neighbors, fight with the children's father, etc., etc., etc.
 
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My worst present was from my grandma who about 3 or 4 years ago bought all the older grandkids (there are 8 of us) a beach towel and a foam cd case. Each beach towel matched someone elses, kind of like a 2 for one deal with free cd cases. I just had a blank look on my face. And as all 8 of us looked at my 2 youngest cousins who where no more than 4 at the time, we see giant gifts that each cost at least $60 or so dollars. LOL. Gotta love grandma and the favortism (sp?). haha.
 

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My parents and siblings are really the only people who buy me gifts, and they usually only get me things that I ask for, so I've really never had horrible Christmas presents lol.

My mom one year though, decided to get my 2 sisters and I a pair of socks, that had an animal face down by the toes that squeaked when you pushed it. :yikes: They were seriously better suited as dog toys lol. This was only a few year ago...which means I was probably about 12 and my sisters in their 20s!

My aunt and uncle, they always get me the weirdest things. Recently they've been known to get me lots of makeup and... soap. :confused: Is that supposed to be a hint that they don;t think I shower??? :lol-sign: I think they should just do what all the other relatives do, and just give me money instead lol.
 

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I'm getting a kick out of these. . .LOL Skyeboxer :p
My grandma (bless her) gave me a black and white striped sleeveless shirt with red bows and ribbons on the sides and shoulders. It has (yes, I still have it; I may despise it but it was from my very sweet grandma and I won't throw it away) obnoxious red beads around the neclike with dangly black beads from the red. I appreciate the thought but I think it's one of the shirts they manufacture in hell.
 

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Andrew bought me a carbon monoxide detector and a screwdriver one year......he went out shopping again on Boxing Day lol!
 

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I remember one Christmas.... about 8 or so years ago....lol. I was excited because I saw this really unusal long box leaning up against the wall. I could not for the life of me figure out what it could possibly be.... so it was really sparking my interest.

I remember tearing that wrapping paper off expecting to open this awesome gift. And it was a bug deflector for the front of my truck :rolleyes: The disappointment oozed from every orifice of my body...lol. Needless to say, that gift was returned.
 
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And it was a bug deflector for the front of my truck.
LMAO. My hubby wants one of those for his truck so bad he would have probably loved to get one for Christmas.

The worst present I've gotten was from my MIL. She's really into plants and flowers and herbal stuff. So she got me this entire basket full of natural and herbal lotions, soaps, shampoo and sprays. They smelled terrible. I never used any of it except 1 bottle of lotion that is like pure vitamin E. I use it when my hands start cracking from the cold.
 
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ANDREW????? Gave you WHAT?????

Guess he has learned from his mistakes, lol!

Charley got me a car battery one year. The ONLY Christmas present he's ever given me.
I was thinking Lorri could use a 'car battery'........:D

In my *feeble* defense, she (a) got a lot more than just the detector and screw-driver, (b) got the detector she ASKED ME FOR, and (c) got the screwdriver to install it herself.....okay, that last point was a foolish mistake ;)

And in my youth, I felt bad and went out and got her even more things (as she mentioned). I've learned since then, though :)
 

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ROFL! These are all great.

I forgot about this one! About two years ago, my hubby gave my sister a spare tire for her car. He even wrapped it and put a big red bow on it. :rolleyes:
 

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This actually ended up being the best Christmas gift . My brother brought in a HUGE wrapped box to the family marked " To my family ....open me first " . It was a refrigerator box ...empty .... for the torn of wrappings and tissue !
 

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I got these HUGE furry earmuffs from my grandma one year. they may have been in style, but I was tiny....skinny....and they were white against my dark hair. all you saw were those earmuffs and a nose. did I mention they were HUGE??? MEGA FURRY? lol I acted thrilled.
 

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