I'm not having kids, but if I was...nope. No way, no how.
This probably has to do with how my mom raised us. Her cats were here before us, so we had to adjust to them rather than the other way around.
Before everyone says how my mom was a horrible parent, it obviously didn't hurt or traumatize us, as we've carried over the same mindset
I honestly think that's why I think of my pets as my equals, because that what we were always taught. If the cats hissed or swatted at us, it was because we were doing something wrong, and we were the ones who got in trouble, not them.
Of course, my family is the rare, insane minority, and I'm not expecting anyone on here to agree