Why You Can't Trust Vicious Pit Bulls

[Juicy]

10. They will steal your spot on the
couch while you are up getting a soda.

9. They will take the treat you give
them and bury in the back yard like a
paranoid crack head hiding their stash.

8. They will jump on your bed with muddy
feet. Making you do laundry...again

7. They will lick visitors with an
uncontrolled passion only they
understand.

6. They will cause children to smile.

5. They will make you feel horrible for
not walking them by looking at you with
deep sad eyes.

4. They will look at you like you
committed a crime against them if you
don't let them lick your ice cream bowl.

3. They will cause wide spread happiness
in large group settings.

2. They will crack you up by shaking
their butts so hard you think they are
going to snap in half.

And the number one reason why you can't
trust vicious Pit Bulls...

1. They will steal your heart like a
thief in the night, showing you complete
and pure love that only a Pit Bull can
show.

 

[minismom]

Amen!!!!!!

 

[southern_girl09]

Exactly!!

 

[Boxer*Mom]

Lol! =)

 

[PixieSticksandTricks]

lol that is great

 

[Sheba]

So true!!!

 

[Amstaffer]

Lol....I was getting ready to snap on you! You got me that time

 

[Juicy]

lol i would love a brindle pit when i'm on my own, my mom won't let me get one b/c of their rep, and plus 40+ pounds= outside doggy

 

[DanL]

AmStaffer, I just had to say, Saladin is an awesome looking dog.

 

[Richie12345]

Lol....I was getting ready to snap on you! You got me that time

ha ha

 

[Amstaffer]

AmStaffer, I just had to say, Saladin is an awesome looking dog.

Thanks! Athena looks better than that picture, She is just hard to catch in a good pose. I just got a Digital Camera and Saladin snaps to attention whenever I say "Where's the puppy" He loves the Neighbor's dog but Athena (like all females ) resists poses, I caught her in mid bark in that pic.

....and plus 40+ pounds= outside doggy

Depends on where you live, but Pit Bulls aren't the best outside dogs for a couple of reasons. #1 The don't have much hair for cold weather and #2 People seem to steal Pit Bulls more often than other breeds.

 

[Juicy]

i said that b/c its my mom's outlines, not really a law or nothing lol. she doesn't like big doggies in the house

 

[Amstaffer]

Also you could get a Staffordshire Bully Terrier, They are very much like an American Staffordshire Terrier (Pit bull) but smaller. I have seen female Staff Bull Terriers in the mid to low-20s.

The dog below is a Pic I found, its not my dog. It is an average Staff Bull Terrier.

 

[Kat777]

I have a Boston Terrier/ Pit Bull Mix. She's an overly friendly dog and a really nice girl. I can't post a photo because I don't have any on the web. But she is muscular.

 

[Nobody's Fool]

Lol....I was getting ready to snap on you! You got me that time

Ditto! I was gonna go off on you too......
you forgot one, though:
They will push you out of bed when they try to snuggle.

Buddy has almost forced me out to the couch a few times by wedging himself between me and Eric. I'd rather go sleep on the couch than make him move. (The Budster is totally spoiled)

Sara

 

[candy]

I was walking my dog once and a pit bull just randomly started attacking her!

 

[pitbulliest]

I was walking my dog once and a pit bull just randomly started attacking her!

Yeah and this probably wouldn't be the best thread to post that..

Am I sensing a TROLL!?!!
*looks under bridge*

 

[Amstaffer]

I was walking my dog once and a pit bull just randomly started attacking her!

I was walking my dog and a Golden attacked him and My female was attacked by a Keeshound once....what is your point? I think every breed out there has attacked another breed at some point. Are you even sure it was a Pit Bull? My trollometer is reading 9.8!

 

[CanadianK9]

*smells something burning*

I think I smell a flame war starting lol

 

[Puckstop31]

I was walking my dog once and a pit bull just randomly started attacking her!

Right, and even if it was "random and unprovoked" I am sure that the owner of the Pit had NOTHING to do with it. Just another EVIL Pit.

Man, this spoon sure is wearing out... All the stirring I do and all. LOL