who is offended by blonde jokes?
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I am platinum blonde in the summer naturally.. and I basically grew up with them.. my dad was the "king of blonde jokes" and ALWAYS had a blonde joke for the day. I'm sure I've heard them ALL and have been pranked by them ALL lol
So i'm quite desensatized to them, therefore they just do not offend me one bit lol
So i'm quite desensatized to them, therefore they just do not offend me one bit lol
Ok I've got one.
This blonde goes into a hairdresser with a pair of headphones on and sits in the chair. The hairdresser explains to her that she can't be wearing the headphones because he cannot cut her hair with them on.
So she takes them off, and falls flat out dead on the floor.
The hairdresser is quite bewildered.. picks up the headphones and listens:
"Breath in, breath out. Breath in, breath out. Breath in, Breath out."
My driving instructor told me that.. hehe.
(I'm not exactly blonde, I used to be blonder and my x-boyfriend used to make blonde jokes and I just wanted to smack him.. doesn't get to me now though but probably cos my hair is more brown!)
This blonde goes into a hairdresser with a pair of headphones on and sits in the chair. The hairdresser explains to her that she can't be wearing the headphones because he cannot cut her hair with them on.
So she takes them off, and falls flat out dead on the floor.
The hairdresser is quite bewildered.. picks up the headphones and listens:
"Breath in, breath out. Breath in, breath out. Breath in, Breath out."
My driving instructor told me that.. hehe.
(I'm not exactly blonde, I used to be blonder and my x-boyfriend used to make blonde jokes and I just wanted to smack him.. doesn't get to me now though but probably cos my hair is more brown!)
listen to this one..
A blonde was getting her hair cut. As that was happening she was listening to her walkman. The hairdresser kindly asked her if she could take them off for a minute so she could do the rest of her hair. The blonde did so. Five minutes later the hairdresser said "ok, you can put your headphones back on now". There was no reply, the blonde was dead! This is what her walkman was saying"now breath in............breath out, hold it........breath in...."
get it, she died cuz she didnt have the thing to tell her to breath out, so she suffocated!lol I hope that wasn't a old one?
A blonde was getting her hair cut. As that was happening she was listening to her walkman. The hairdresser kindly asked her if she could take them off for a minute so she could do the rest of her hair. The blonde did so. Five minutes later the hairdresser said "ok, you can put your headphones back on now". There was no reply, the blonde was dead! This is what her walkman was saying"now breath in............breath out, hold it........breath in...."
get it, she died cuz she didnt have the thing to tell her to breath out, so she suffocated!lol I hope that wasn't a old one?
