What do you get with a cross between a pit bull & a poodle?

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  1. Furlongs

    Furlongs New Member

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    What do you get when you cross a pitbull & a poodle?

    A vicious gossip!



    (my 2 favorite breeds are toy poodles & pitbulls so no offense!)
     
  2. ek9

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    how about a poo pit lol
     
  3. LauraLeigh

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    I know you said no offense... but I don't find this funny?? maybe its just me...
     
  4. PWCorgi

    PWCorgi Priscilla Winifred Corgi

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    I feel ya, poodles are nasty little buggers! :p
     
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    LOL yep.

    And I could have sworn there were other posts in this thread that pretty much said the same thing that Laura did.
     
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    PWCorgi Priscilla Winifred Corgi

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    I think your imagining things again. :p
     
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    noludoru Bored Now.

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    You're just jealous of me because I have an imagination.
     
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    You win, I have no comeback.
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    i like the alternate to that joke. what do you get when you cross a pit bull & a shih tzu?
    a bulls$$tzu!!
    hee hee
     
  10. Suzzie

    Suzzie Aging Canine Advocate

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    Why? So people can criticize that too?
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    see i never liked the shih tzu joke. I had shih tzus growing up and heard it incessantly. Shih Tzu is pronounced more like "sheed zoo" or "sheet zoo" than the trashy alternative.
     
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    Question, where did Shih Tzu's get their name?
     
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    It means "lion dog" in chineese.
     
  13. arnold2008

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    What do you get when you cross a pit bull and a poodle?
    A dog that runs for help after it bites your leg off.
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  14. Renee750il

    Renee750il Felurian

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    I'm going to assume that the Poodle is the biter since the APBT has a history of ASSISTING humans on the battle front and at home.
     
  15. Romy

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    I think he misquoted the original joke anyway...someone told it before and it was "collie".

    But yeah....:rolleyes: Personally, I would trust Aurelia with a strange pitbull before I would trust her with a strange human.
     

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