What do Stupid people Come in 3's?!

[JennSLK]

I hate stupid people!!!!!


So me and John took the dogs for a walk. 1hr to the pet store and a hour back. Well in the pet store some retard came up to me and asked how could I crop Jazz's ears. He said I should have her taken away from me!!! I know croping is a touchy suject and I dont care if you agree or disagree, but keep your opinions to yourself if you are going to insult me over it!

OK so whatever. I was walking Jazz and Emma around in the petstore looking to buy something when this guy walks up to them and says "awww a beagle so cute". Well he pulls a ferret out of his jacket and sticks it in Emma's face. Emma has never seen a ferret before and has a high prey drive. Well before I could say anything Emma growls and barks at it. Probably thinking "ohh lunch" They guy tells me off for having a "bad tempered" dog in the pet store!! OMG Emma is anything but bad tempered. You just shoved a Ferret in the face of a rabbit/fox dog. What did you expect to happen.

So we are walking back home on the bike trails and this lady comes up to me and asks if Jazz is a purebred. I say yes and then she asks if she is a king doberman. I say no, there is no such thing. Jazz is a doberman pincher. This lady goes on to say how she had a purebred great dane size king doberman and how it is a breed. I say it is a oversized doberman. Dobermand are not suposed to be that big. I said all of this with a nce voice and even held back on teling her sh got suckered in to buying a poorly bred doberman who should never have been born because they are NOT suposed to look like that. Of course she go mad and walked away. But I held back and didnt say anything mean.


Why do they come in three's? I think I will just hide in my house frmo now on.

 

[AusCatDogs_4Ever]

Wow... Not the greatest day to go for a walk is all I can say.

 

[Kase]

Sounds like you had an amazing walk .

 

[drobinson]

I know what you mean on this one. I have a Female Beagle and I have had people - who don't have a beagle and never have - tell me all about the breed and how mine is not a purebred because she is too small, too big, ears are too small, ears are too big, tail isn't suppose to be all white, Beagles only come in a certain pattern of color and only brown black and white! I feel that the only reasonable response is to just nod my head and walk away because I just don't have the time to spend the next week trying to educate people!

 

[GSchnauzer]

Yep, I've been through it too. People are ignorant.

 

[MyIrishWolfie]

I hate stupid people!!!!!

LOL!!

I cant wait to here the comments people will say when Wraith is full grown.

I can just hear it.. "Is that a pony? Dont you need a saddle for him? Is that a dog? " I cant wait

 

[Allykat]

I get that everyday. I remember when my dobie ears were still taped up people always had something to say, "your so cruel" "poor baby" "how could you do that to him?" ect. I hand them a piece of paper and tell them to write down their name and address so that I can foward all his bills to them and then they can tell me what I can or cannot do with my dog, then I give a sarcastic smile and walk away.

My Doberman is actually an oversized Dobie because he was a rescue and he was bred for size but there is no "king" dobie or "warlock" dobie, just an overgrown one. But people always ask me that too.

 

[Saje]

Bill Engvall:

I Just hate stupid people
They Should just have to wear a sign that says "I'm Stupid"
That way you wouldn't rely on them, would yah?
You wouldn't ask them anything, "Excuse me? Oh never mind, I didn't
see your sign.

It's Like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California, our
house was full of boxes, there's a U-Hal truck in our drive-way
My friend comes over and asls,
"Hey, you movin?"
"Nope, we just pack our stuff up once or twice a week, just see how
many boxes it takes"
Here's your sign

Travis Trittchorus)

Why can't they get the picture
Why don't they understand
We're not dealing with the planet of apes
We're talkin' 'bout the modern man
So you people with the mitsy, bitsy, tinsy, wentsy, tiny minds
Here's Your Sign
Here's Your Sign

Bill Engvall:

A couple of months ago, went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled
his boat into the dock. I lifted this big ol' stringer of bass, the idiot on
the dock goes;
"You catch all them fish?"
"Nope. Talked em into givin' up"
Here's Your Sign

I was out in the front yard, with my boy the other day and he was
playing with his little friend, and he hit his friend, and I went up to him
and said,
"Hey! We don't hit"
He looked at me like...
"Here's your sign dad"

Travis Tritt: (chorus)

Why can't they get the picture
Why don't they understand
We're not dealing with the planet of apes
We're talkin' 'bout the modern man
So you people with the mitsy, bitsy, tinsy, wentsy, tiny minds
Here's Your Sign
Here's Your Sign

Bill Engvall:

I was watching one of those animal shows on the discover channel
There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. There's only one way to
test that.
"Alright Jimmy, you got that suit on. looks gooood. They want you to
jump in this pool of sharks, and you tell us when it hurts when they
bite you"
"Well Alright, hold my sign, I don't wanna loose it."

Travis Tritt: (chorus)

Why can't they get the picture
Why don't they understand
We're not dealing with the planet of apes
We're talkin' 'bout the modern man
So you people with the mitsy, bitsy, tinsy, wentsy, tiny minds
Here's Your Sign
Here's Your Sign

Bill Engvall:

Last summer I was on my way home, I was driving around, I had a
flat tire, I pulled my tuck into those side-of-the-road gas stations, the
attendent walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I swear to
god he went,
"Tire go flat?"
I couldn't resist.
I said "Nope, not at all. I was driving around and all of a sudden the
other 3 just swelled right up on me"
Here's Your Sign

Travis Tritt: (chorus)

Why can't they get the picture
Why don't they understand
We're not dealing with the planet of apes
We're talkin' 'bout the modern man
So you people with the mitsy, bitsy, tinsy, wentsy, tiny minds
People with the little bitty, teny, weeny, tiny minds
Here's Your Sign

Bill Engvall:

We were trying to sell our car about a year ago, guy comes over to the
house, drove the car round for about 45 minutes. We get back to the
house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust
pipe. He goes,
"**** that's hot!"
See if he'd been wearing a sign, I could have stopped him

 

[MyIrishWolfie]

Lol

 

[SummerRiot]

Ack that sucks!! I have been through it though..

When Riot was going through his nasty growly phase.. I tried to socilize him but anywehre I went with "dog experts"(dog store workers lol) they kept telling me that he doesn't get out much.. even though he was out every freaking day EVEN walked downtown twice a week.. once at night the other during the day. Blah.. some people will just never know that YOU are the ones that OWN the dogs and SHOW them.. therefore you know more about them then a stranger..
Riot decided to nip some guy when he was little that decided to dive right at him staring him in the eyes(which he HATES from strangers, its a Belgian thing). Then the guy looks at me like.. "umm.." I asked him why he didn't ask me if he could pet him.. and he said his sorries etc. and that he felt bad and it was his own fault for it.. Bah.. thank god I knew him through a trainer friend of mine or I'd be sitting at home worried for a law suit lol

*sigh* some people just really dont care about what they are saying..

 

[Allykat]

Ack that sucks!! I have been through it though..

When Riot was going through his nasty growly phase.. I tried to socilize him but anywehre I went with "dog experts"(dog store workers lol) they kept telling me that he doesn't get out much.. even though he was out every freaking day EVEN walked downtown twice a week.. once at night the other during the day. Blah.. some people will just never know that YOU are the ones that OWN the dogs and SHOW them.. therefore you know more about them then a stranger..
Riot decided to nip some guy when he was little that decided to dive right at him staring him in the eyes(which he HATES from strangers, its a Belgian thing). Then the guy looks at me like.. "umm.." I asked him why he didn't ask me if he could pet him.. and he said his sorries etc. and that he felt bad and it was his own fault for it.. Bah.. thank god I knew him through a trainer friend of mine or I'd be sitting at home worried for a law suit lol

*sigh* some people just really dont care about what they are saying..

I think most dog bites are provoked (maybe not intentionally but they are). And then when someone threatens your dog and the dog defends himself the "victim" is ready to sue. BUt you are lucky that you knew him.

 

[Giny]

LOL Saje, I was helping my husband with home renovation this past weekend and I can't count the number of time hubby gave me the "here's your sign" bit. I can't help it if I know nothing about construction.

 

[tessa_s212]

Wow..Saje, thatwas great.