Voodoo the personal trainer

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If you remember, Voodoo has been on a destructive binge lately. First the hole eaten into the bathroom drywall, then the obliteration of our entire living room while we were at work. I know Voodoo doesn't have seperation anxiety, so I suspected a lack of exercise. Therefore, I've spent the last few days determined to wear him out.

I've been getting up 1 and 1/2 hours early in the morning and taking him for a long, brisk walk before work. When I get home, it's another 1 and 1/2-hour jaunt. Then I go outside and have an energetic 30-minute round of fetch, chase and tug with him before bedtime.

The good news: It's working! The problem seems to have been solved. No more destructive behavior; he's been an absolute angel while we're gone.

The bad news: Ugh, I hurt! :rolleyes: All this exercise is showing me how woefully out-of-shape I am. My legs are so sore. And what's worse is that the more I do this, the more fit Voodoo is getting. Therefore, it takes even more exercise to make him tired! I've noticed that he already seems less exhausted than he was before. I think I'll eventually be forced to....jog! *whimper*

Hubby finds the whole situation absolutely hilarious. He says fate is striking back at me for my stubborn refusal to accompany him to the gym.

*sigh* At least I'll be in decent shape. Crazy little Voodoo. Oh why couldn't you have been a couch potato like Zeus?
 
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Sounds way to familiar , Dennis chewed a hole in my living room carpet yesterday while we were out. Now I have to put a throw rug over it. I have no idea why he did it other than to be a little sh*t. LOL
 

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Maybe you can make money with Voodoo's new line occupation - personal trainer.
 
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The bad news: Ugh, I hurt! :rolleyes: All this exercise is showing me how woefully out-of-shape I am. My legs are so sore. And what's worse is that the more I do this, the more fit Voodoo is getting. Therefore, it takes even more exercise to make him tired! I've noticed that he already seems less exhausted than he was before. I think I'll eventually be forced to....jog! *whimper*
LOL, I hadn't thought of that. Maybe you should get some of those skates with the really big wheels and make Voodoo tow you? That seems to work for somebody. WTH was that guys name? I think he had an accent. :confused:
 

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