I don't know if I'd be able to resist having one made to fit a human - maybe a la Hannibal Lecter, taking it to the school, and suggesting they hand them out to people who spout such vicious nonsense
What wrong with Ridgebacks? They look rather like a thickset version of the Vizzlar.
Amusingly when my dog Bramble (very soft Red setter) was in the park this woman was actully standing onto of a picnic table wanting me to get the dog away from her. The dog wasn't actully anywhere near her!
Also I had to explain to someone else that Bramble really wasn't going to bite them because she had the ball in her mouth and if she was going to bite she'd have to drop the ball and Bramble didn't want to let go of it